Proposal: A healthy monkey is a happy monkey
Quorumed Against 1-9
Adminned at 04 Aug 2007 00:16:09 UTC
If the proposals ‘Going bananas’ and ‘Fritos, Take 2’ both fail, this proposal does nothing.
Add a new dynastic rule called ‘Health’ with the following text:
Each Monkey has a certain amount of Health, which is tracked in the GNDT as an integer in the ‘Health’ column. New Monkeys start with 10 Health.
Daily, a Monkey may eat either a Bag of Fritos or a Banana in order to increase their health. To do this, they lose one of whichever foodstuff they wish to eat and increase their health by two.
If a Monkey’s Health is zero or below, they are considered Dead. Dead Monkeys may not do anything except go Idle voluntarily. If a Monkey has been Dead for more than a week, they have all their GNDT values set to default and their dance moves are erased from the Monkey Dynasty Gamestate Documents. Monkeys may not do anything that directly causes them to become Dead.
If ‘Fritos, Take 2’ passed but ‘Going bananas’ failed, replace ‘either a Bag of Fritos or a Banana’ in the above rule with ‘a Bag of Fritos’.
If vice versa, replace ‘either a Bag of Fritos or a Banana’ in the above rule with ‘a Banana’.
Add a subrule of ‘Health’ called ‘Resurrection’ with the following text:
Any non-Dead Monkey may Resurrect any Dead Monkey by giving them enough Health to leave them with a positive amount of Health. The resurrecting Monkey may then make a post to the blog entitled ‘Resurrection Payment’, containing a list of items and their quantity. The resurrected Monkey must then give the resurrecting Monkey the items listed in the entry. The payment may not include Health, and may not cause any of the paying Monkey’s GNDT values to become illegal. e.g. Negative, not an integer etc.
Add the following text to the rule called ‘Doing the Dance’, before the text ‘The following dance moves…’:
Monkeys must be fit in order to dance. If the Physical Requirements of a dance move is greater than a Monkey’s Health, that Monkey may not perform that dance move. All dance moves cost one Health to perform.
Add the following text to the beginning of all dance moves in the rule called ‘Doing the Dance’:
Physical Requirements: 2
We could add some high-energy dance moves to the rule to encourage healthy monkeys, and I was thinking about doing a Monkey Hammer as well. But this is enough for the time being.