Monday, July 25, 2022

Story Post: Bout #17: Hard Hat vs Yvette the Botmistress [SingularByte vs chiiika]

Here today we have a fascinating matchup. On the left, Hard Hat, with three consecutive wins under its belt and quickly establishing itself as the one to beat with its fast-moving , shove-heavy strategy. On the other, Yvette the Botmistress, sporting a fancy new LED banner… no names as yet… Perhaps hoping that today would be the first? Between them, the fearsome visage of the Colonel.

The siren has sounded and the match is on!

Oh, this is unusual - Hard Hard is not moving - in fact, SingularByte has put the control pad down! He’s crossing his arms! He thinks he can win without moving!

He might be right - immediately Yvette and the Colonel are getting tangled up in each other. Yvette comes a little bit forward while the Colonel is still circling and pegs him a cheeky strike in the battering ram with the taser, and that’s enough to set the Colonel off - he spins around on Yvette and closes in at ramming speed! Sadly Yvette’s engine is too powerful to be pushed around, so after a few bumps she keeps going with the taser, and that’s it for a few moments - the Colonel bumping in and out ineffectually, Yvette responding with the taser.

After six hits, the Colonel’s internal wiring is overpowered by the taser and it shuts down, but Yvette isn’t finished, and keeps slugging away at the Colonel until Sudden Death is called.

The explosion panels start to activate - but what’s this! As position 3 explodes, at that exact moment, Hard Hat decides to act - and scuttles back two positions to square 3! The explosion panels bypass it completely!

Yvette is not so lucky when, a few moments later, position 14 explodes with her still busy tasering the inert Colonel! She is propelled upwards and lands hard, the chassis shattering on impact!

Another incredible win! Hard Hat wins by TKO!

Viewership on this one was 7-1.

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