1) The debate should not focus on the past and on opening long healed wounds like between Pirates and Ninjas, instead we should talk about what we would actually do. As President, I would lead you to a number of islands which we would settle peacefully side by side, and the one most qualified in doing this should become my successor.
2) My fellow nomicians, if elected I promise to make rules that are easy to understand. We have had too many rules that made no sense. Just look back to the pirate vs ninja dynasty and how that was won. By using a poorly written rule. I vow to make rules that make sense and will help make the game fun.
3) Let me answer that metaphorically will a riddle. You are in a room, filling with poisonous gas. There are 2 doors - one leads to eternal happiness, the other to a lava pit full of red hot lava. In the room with you are two robots. One of these robots always tells the truth, the other always tells lies. What would you ask so you get lead through the door to happiness so you can come back to blognomic? You only have one question.