Why is no-one trying to kill the hill orcs?

Everyone with a ranged weapon is distracted by the mess you made.

rolled a 10 doing 11 damage to the first hill orc, who shall remain unnamed because he is dead.

Rolled an 11 dealing 12 damage to Mr. Orc2

(13 hill orcs remain)

Note that these guys are worth 16 XP each.

Dealt 1 damage to orc 3 aka DK (since theres one for all of us i’m marking which one i attacked)

dealt 5 dmg to orc 3 aka DK to kill steal.

12 Hill Orcs remaning.

Awww, come on lol. *is tempted to borrow Galdyn’s spleen now*

DK hits Darknight with its final breath for 1 after armor.  You hear the wailing of the Banshee…

Well I know what I’m doing soon lol. besides trying a kill steal

Dead enemies don’t fight back, right?

They still get their attack on anyone that hit them before they died.

Other wise why do we have HP? lol

The two orcs hit Galdyn back for 2 and 3, respectively, after armor.

Mr. Orc2 fails to damage Bucky.

Orc4 is smashed into the floor with 9 damage. 11 Orcs remain.

Orc4 does no damage by FIAT.  Any further rolls by dead orcs will receive the same treatment.

Orc5, henceforth named Mr. McGiggles, takes 5 damage and goes down to 1 HP.

Orc5 hits Rodney for 1.

I pummel Mr. McGiggles with my bare hands and deal 2 damage, dropping him to -1 HP.

Remaining Monsters:
10 hill orcs, each with 6HP, 1d8 damage, and 16 XP.

Took a swipe at Lurtz (orc6) for a total of 5 damage. Too bad I was unable to decapitate him.

Lurtz (orc6) 1 HP
9 Hill orcs remaining 6 HP 1d8 damage

who is going to get the kill steal?

I deal Lurtz 2, killing him lol. Ironic steal for sure.

how do i do the whole xp thing?

@Darknight: Increase your XP by 16, then if you went up a level you also increase your Max HP.

McGiggles deals 1 by fiat (get yourself some armor, Lilomar).
Lurtz deals 5 to Galdyn.
Lurtz deals 0 to Darknight by FIAT.

@Darknight: also your regular HP.

So the 16 xp from this is enough right? (srry for being this confused, haven’t been feeling well the last day or so)

You have to get a total of 20 for the first level.
40 for the second, 80, 160, 320, 640, 1280, 5120, 10000 (10 is a special case, along with 20 and 30), etc.

ah ok so I’ll have enough then. Thanks.

I attack the next orc, hereby dubbed Humbaba, for 13 damage.
Mild overkill.
And I don’t get attacked back, since the auto-counter rule is now in place. Wh00t!

Remaining monsters:
8 hill orcs 6HP/1d8dam/16XP each.

Unluckiest dice roll ever.

I hit Scruntbag the Hill Orc for 3 damage.

Josh, you now need to roll the orc’s counterattack yourself.

Ah, sorry.

The orc does 1 damage which my armour negates.

Josh, btw when you enact proposals you are supposed to make the author find treasure per rule 2.11.

Oh, bugger. Sorry, missed that when skimming the ruleset.

Starting to see why admining has slowed down in this dynasty ^_^

attacked Scrumbag the Hill Orc for 8 damage.

7 Hill Orcs remain, 6HP/1d8dmg/16XP each

Attacking hill orc, freddy, for 12 damage.

Remaining monsters:
7 hill orcs 6HP/1d8dmg/16XP

I hit Boris for 8 damage.

Remaining monsters:
6 hill orcs 6HP/1d8dmg/16XP

btw when lilomar attacked his hill orc he there were 7 remaining before he attacked making it 6 after, then Josh attacked making 5 remaining monsters instead of 6.

oops.. sorry.

Remaining monsters:
5 hill orcs 6HP/1d8dmg/16XP

killed Bob with 12 damage

Remaining monsters:
4 hill orces 6HP/1d8dmg/16XP

HILLARIOUSLY NAMED ORC has been slain with a 11-strong blow. 3 yet remain.

I guess we should deal with these guys quickly, given that they’ve dropped off the front page.

Vladmir the Vampric Orc - slain by 9 points of sword to the teef.

2 left - 6HP/1d8dmg/16XP

I hit Hill Orc the hill orc for 5 damage. He hits back for 2.

Remaining orcs:
Hill Orc 1hp/1d8/16xp
hill orc 6hp/1d8/16xp

Hill Orc dies, sliced in half by a sword.

Only one left is hill orc, on 6hp (d8 damage, 16xp).

I inflict 17 damage upon that poor orc, killing it dead.