(Evil Poem) Ode to Global Enslavement
Purplebeard’s Henchmen take heed
Our Overlord’s mighty indeed
Our quorum’s eleven
On continents seven
It’s time for his Plans to succeed
Propose his next step to Upheaval
Our merciless Evil Knievel
But stupid proposal?
The garbage disposal!
Don’t make him go all medieval
Purplebeard:
I can’t reward you for this since it was posted during hiatus.