[Inappropriately flourescent title sequence.]
- Welcome back to Reality TV. Sorry for the late scheduling, we were delayed by extended coverage of the International Tiddlywinks Championship. As you can see, tonight we’re showing footage from the bedroom; it looks like Darknight, Kevan, and Yoda are asleep in there.
- Given that this place is a bit empty… and, um, the contestants aren’t being all that interesting at the moment… let me tell you a bit about how this place is set up. As you see ([presses button]), every now and then the beds move around at random. This is because it’s funny seeing people wake up in the middle of the night and walk into a wall. Also, we have alarms to force everyone to wake up in the morning; but I won’t test those now because the contestants need their sleep.
- Viewers, don’t forget to phone in with your suggestions for the show. If they’re good enough, you may see them happen, right here on Reality TV!