Thursday, February 28, 2008

Good and sloshed now…

“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.”
Mark Twain

Jack, prepare to defend yourself. I challenge you to a rematch.

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Jack:

02-28-2008 14:01:53 UTC

I accept!

Jack:

02-28-2008 14:09:48 UTC

Jack face his old nemesis yet again. [DICE5:1]
“Ya must be drunk, old man, but I will humour you.”
He takes aim, and shoots Aaronwinborn in the toe, causing him to go down.  [DICE2:1] As he falls, however, he shoots at Jack, the bullet whistling past his ear. [DICE2:2]
“Almost got me, ya old coot.  But you can stand up to Quick Draw Jack!”
Jack stands over the bleeding man, and looks through his wallet.
“Dang, small change again!” [DICE1285:129]

*grumbles*