Add a new dynastic rule, “Insult swordfighting”:

Any captain may challenge another captain to a swordfight, provided both captains aren’t currently in a swordfight already, by making a post to that effect.

If the challenged captain accepts within 48 hours by making a comment to that effect to the aforementioned post, the swordfight officially starts. Both captains may then insult one another in their comments to the post, and respond to the other’s insults.

After a suitable amount of time has passed, the dread pirate may end the swordfight and declare a winner. The captain he decrees has displayed more wit is declared the winner of the swordfight, and immediately takes 2DICE10 of the other captain’s gold (or all their gold if they had less). The flavour of the loser (the other captain) is then set to ‘bitter’.