To my loyal compatriots:

You might have heard that some of our men have begun questioning the EXISTENCE of the enemy, a situation that simply saddens us. Why? Because it means that there exists some that are not convinced about the THREATS that the enemy poses to our society, to our freedoms, to our children. Think of the CHILDREN.

And it is a dangerous issue that needs to be addressed, to make sure that everyone of you knows the TRUTH about our enemies, and how FOOLISH is it to ignore it. So for a quick history lesson…

Remember when you go to the store and buy some electronics? Perhaps a toy for your kid, or a piece of hardware? Or maybe a game to sit back and relax? Remember the god-awful clear hard plastic PACKAGING that it comes on? The one that you need some nuclear physics DEGREE to break open and that is somehow more IMPERVIOUS to damage than your full kevlar jacket?  Remember how DANGEROUS it becomes when the sharp edges come off the packaging and you try to peel it off with CARE not to damage the item inside, even though you know its almost IMPOSSIBLE? Remember the time you almost POKED your eye out with SCISSORS, and how you couldn’t cut through it no matter how HARD you tried, and how then you tried to TEAR it off with all your might and all you got was a NASTY PAPERCUT?

They made it.