Incident: Kitchen Blocked
Another shelf collapses in the kitchen, and a dozen two-kilo cans of corned beef and powdered milk roll loudly across the work surface, clattering into a dented pile in front of the main door. Nausved, who was leaning on the other side of the door at the time, is naturally terrified.
The Kitchen cannot be entered for 24 hours.

Comments
NoOneImportant:
OK, this is weird… I see “Comments (1)”, and then when I click in here it says “No comments posted yet”...
Ornithopter:
I saw (2), and it was just yours, so presumably it now says (3).
Kevan:
Hm, there was a comment from a spammer when I logged in this morning - I banned the user, which seemed to delete the comment, but it must still be being counted somewhere.
Four!