Lawsuit: Aggrivated Stress and Coercion
I am hereby serving notice of my intention to sue Zephyr of Ink Inc. for Multiplier: $10M.
Earlier today, he couched an ordinary request for his GNDT password in the terms of a lawsuit, causing me aggravated distress, dismay and agitation. As a result, my blood-pressure has soared and my cholesterols are zesty. A team of expert medical witnesses have judged that this incident may have cost me as much as three days of my life and twenty minutes of productivity in my office! For this reason I am suing him for damages and costs.
Comments
Zephyr:
lawsuit against noob
is there no better action?
than this dishonour.
Zephyr:
1) It was not a valid lawsuit.
2) From what I know you already have high blood pressure and cholestrol.
3) Its bad to play games in the office.
4) Which medical witnesses?
Kevan:
I’d agree that etching portentous lawsuit sigils onto standard business mail can make a stressful experience for the recipient, but I’m willing to put it down to sloppy management at Ink Inc, and trust that they’ve already flash-fired the relevant underlings.
Brendan:
I want $5M for my vote either way.
Josh:
You’ve got it, Brendan.
Brendan:
Josh:
I think so.
If anybody else wants to do some business, please feel free to let me know.
Zephyr:
O.o
Chivalrybean:
Funny stuff though.
Clucky:
Picking on the new kid isn’t much fun Josh.
But Brendan is right, $5M would probably be enough to make me forget Zephyr is new.
Bucky:
The above two votes do not count because we’re still in the discussion period.
Rodney:
The above lawsuit does not count because it doesn’t list a multiplier.
Bucky:
It’s valid.
Ruleset:“The first line of the post must end with the text “Multiplier: $xM.””
Lawsuit:“I am hereby serving notice of my intention to sue Zephyr of Ink Inc. for Multiplier: $10M”
Josh:
Clucky, let’s drink to $5M of selective amnesia. Prost!
Zephyr:
If anybody wants to do some business, please feel free to let me know. Im offering 6m.
Clucky:
Woohoo! Yay! Josh now has my support as well.
Josh:
In light of my opponent’s SHOCKING and SCANDALOUS attempt to corrupt the jury, I’d like to make it clear that anybody who votes my way will have their cases looked upon favorably should they find themselves in a lawsuit situation.
I provide not only cash, but also peace of mind.
Chivalrybean:
I’ll take souls… those will sway my vote to who ever gives me the most.
Zephyr:
In light of my Josh’s SHOCKING and SCANDALOUS attempt to corrupt the jury, I’d like to make it clear that anybody who votes my way will have their cases looked upon favorably should they find themselves in a lawsuit situation.
I provide not only cash, but also peace of mind.
Brendan:
In light of “your” Josh? But Icarus & Son just became a part of the Xorph Conglomerates family…
Hope you appreciate my position, Josh. One does want to see a return on one’s investment. Welcome to the fold!
Hix:
Zephyr, a payment of $9M will ensure that I do not change my vote (this is quite generous, considering that changing my vote will cost you $20M).
Josh, I notice that you have more offices and factories combined than you have souls, thus causing you to have zero production. Should you place the excess 1 office and 1 factory in escrow for me before Zephyr pays the $9M, I’ll gladly change my vote.
Zephyr:
Paid hix. :)
Clucky:
It is time for me to vote
yet?
Brendan:
48 hours are up—total votes are 2 to 2, so exactly $0M changes hands.
For what it’s worth, Josh and Zephyr, do you realize you could have voted too?
Zephyr:
yay i spent 9m only lol.