Lola Montez found Lacking
The Esteemed Ron Hubbard went and looked at the accounts of one Lola Montez and found something disturbing. She had been using acorns from Yoda’s private stash to fund an illegal underground gambling ring. Luckily Ron found the ring and put an end to these activities, taking a small portion of Yoda’s acorns as a service Fee.
Comments
Hix:
Ha! it would be funny if Scientologists really performed _financial_ audits.
Amnistar:
Did I misunderstand the intention behind the story post? :P
spikebrennan:
Spend some time on wikipedia’s Scientology articles. But not too much time (except on Xenu—that one’s a hoot).
Amnistar:
Yea…I prefer to think that I’m actually auditing them so nya! :P
spikebrennan:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-meter
As South Park famously put it, “THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE”.