Monday, August 16, 2010

Proposal: Love, not Sardines

Self-killed. -coppro

Adminned at 16 Aug 2010 13:46:00 UTC

Enact a new dynastic rule, entitled “Robots!”, reading

An Earthling’s Composition is either Organism or Robot, tracked in the GNDT. If, for any reason, an Earthling does not have a Composition, then any Earthling should roll DICE2 in the GNDT for that Earthling; their Composition becomes Organism if a 1 is rolled, and Robot if a 2 is rolled.

Enact a new dynastic rule, entitled “Drunkeness”, reading

Every Earthling with a Composition has an Alcohol Content (AC), tracked in the GNDT. AC is an integer value from 0 to 5; it defaults to 0 for Organisms, and 5 for Robots.

An Organism is Drunk if their AC is 3 or higher, and a Robot is Drunk if their AC is 2 or lower.

Good news, everyone!

This is my newest invention, the Robodentifier. You point it at someone and it will tell you if they’re a robot or not!

Hmm… it seems to be broken, though. Maybe my Alocometer works better?

Comments

Josh:

08-16-2010 20:31:01 UTC

for

Josh:

08-16-2010 20:32:09 UTC

Although there may be a slight bug. “If, for any reason, an Earthling does not have a Composition…” would enable Earthlings to delete their Composition and generate a new one whenever they liked.

Bucky:

08-16-2010 20:33:01 UTC

against .  “Robots!” sets the Composition of the guy rolling the dice rather than the guy without a Composition.

scshunt:

08-16-2010 20:41:38 UTC

against s/k to repropose