Proposal: Love, not Sardines
Adminned at 16 Aug 2010 20:46:00 UTC
Enact a new dynastic rule, entitled “Robots!”, reading
An Earthling’s Composition is either Organism or Robot, tracked in the GNDT. If, for any reason, an Earthling does not have a Composition, then any Earthling should roll DICE2 in the GNDT for that Earthling; their Composition becomes Organism if a 1 is rolled, and Robot if a 2 is rolled.
Enact a new dynastic rule, entitled “Drunkeness”, reading
Every Earthling with a Composition has an Alcohol Content (AC), tracked in the GNDT. AC is an integer value from 0 to 5; it defaults to 0 for Organisms, and 5 for Robots.
An Organism is Drunk if their AC is 3 or higher, and a Robot is Drunk if their AC is 2 or lower.
Good news, everyone!
This is my newest invention, the Robodentifier. You point it at someone and it will tell you if they’re a robot or not!
Hmm… it seems to be broken, though. Maybe my Alocometer works better?