Mission Alert!
!MISSION ALERT! !MISSION ALERT! !MISSION ALERT!
Greetings Troublshooter Team B10/gn.0MM-1K!
This is High-Programmer Lil-U-MAR-1 with some great news! The Computer, in his wisdom, has a mission for you, his newest Troubleshooters! This mission will be fun! Fun is mandatory. The Computer says so.
Trust The Computer. The Computer is your Friend.
Please report to Briefing Room 23-J, Sector BLN. You are expected for briefing within [REDACTED] minutecycles. Lateness is Insubordination, and punishable by a minimum 100 credit fine. Excessive lateness is Treason, punishable by Demotion, Brainscrub, or Summary Execution.
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy! Welcome to Alpha Complex.
Repeal all dynastic rules. Change RNG to High-Programmer and @ to Citizen.
Comments
Josh:
Oh god, Impact hurts my eyes.
lilomar:
Was this comment made before or after I changed the majority of the fonts to arial?
I rather like using impact for titles, it has that paranoia feeling of “THIS TEXT IS VERY IMPORTANT AND URGENT. READ IT NOW, EVEN THOUGH THE URGENCY MAKES IT HARD TO READ.”
flurie: