Raid results
The Commoners who raided this week were Anonyman, Darth Cliche, Josh, Keba (x2 due to Armour), Roujo, Purplebeard, and Tecslicer. That’s 8 Commoners; unfortunately, 9 were needed for the Raid to succeed. It looks like somebody betrayed your little group…
As a result, I feel confident in using the same number of guards to guard my shipment of rare teas in expensive mahogany cases, each encrusted with rare gems, that I need to feed my pet mechanical duck (she gets so depressed when she isn’t hopped up on top-quality caffeine)... The Royal Treasury is now set to 200 Wood, 200 Caffeine, 50 Gems, with the same Guard Level (8, meaning 9 Commoners are necessary for the raid to succeed) as before.
The revolutionaries met in an abandoned factory, scheming war, plotting to raid the Mad Prince’s trade caverns and steal their resources for themselves. They had enough forces; the plan was in place; and they set off at the dead of night to carry out the deed. However, one among them was an informant, seeking to curry favour with the Prince. At the last critical moment, lordcooper ran away to safety, leaving the other conspirators to fall to the flaming breath and spouting steam of the automata guarding the caravan. So I watched, and painted a picture of their burnt clothing, then sent them all off to hospital to recover (and test some new experimental magic on them while they were unconcious). I shall have to put them under closer guard from now on.

Comments
Josh:
*shakes fist at Kevan*
Kevan:
Hmm? I don’t remember agreeing to help out with a raid last week, or being given any instructions to.
Josh:
Ah - I thought that you intimated that you would in the planning post last week. Apologies! *Unshakes fist at Kevan*
It looks like the actual villain was lordcooper.
Keba:
Oh damnit. I haven’t seen that I risk 20 Income for that… Not nice…
I tried to ask Kevan last weekend, but he wasn‘t online (while I was online).
But, let‘s think positive: We will reach our goal this week!
Keba:
Hm, strange. I know, Kevan is online now, but unfortuntely he is not online in IRC…
Many things would be easier, if more people were online in IRC :)
Anonyman:
I’ll definitely be raiding this week.
Klisz:
I probably won’t raid.
Anonyman:
Well, my new Efficient Hyper-Armour gives me the strength of two men! Take heart, Commoners, for we shall claim back these resources!
Klisz:
Hmm. I will raid if and only if both Anonyman and Keba raid.
Anonyman:
Darth, I’ve sent my raiding confirmation.
Klisz:
I will most likely raid, now that I’m armored.
Keba:
Of course I will raid again :)
We count as 6 Raiders for the moment. Three Commoners more and we reach our weekly goal!
Anonyman:
Hmm… doesn’t look like we’ll make the target. Come on, people! Raid!
Put:
I’m gonna raid too, which I think puts us one man short, any jumpers?
Klisz:
Put, any chance you could build yourself some armor?
Put:
Not right now, I’m lacking both wood and a gem. (and preferably a few more stuff for other parts that would lower the cost.)
Josh:
Put: I could move some resources around for you if you like. For a price, of course.
Klisz:
Josh, raid this week, please.
Josh:
I’m already on -62 income. I don’t really want to get stung again.
Josh:
Okay, there’s enough armour floating around that I’ll raid in confidence.
Put:
Huzzuh