Sunday, June 17, 2012

Ascension Address: The Blog Has Gone All Wibbly

Well, this is a fine mess we’ve gotten ourselves into.

Look at this timeline. Look at it. I do believe that the Djinn is busy granting the wishes of some little ants over there, and in the meanwhile, the Computer’s gone mad and is hunting down Communists in East Berlin. Very successfully, I might add. Zombies are invading, and only being held off by a bunch of bureaucratic sheep, who are only doing it due to the boredom of being lost at sea.

Nothing seems wrong with that to you? Nothing at all?

This is what you get for traipsing around history without thinking your actions through. Who here actually believed that the time machine was ready for use, and that there was no need for more safeguards before we all started gallivanting around. You can’t do that. I don’t think you understand how time travel works. It’s what I’ve come to expect from you lot anyway. I mean, really, how’d you manage to get more than a dozen copies of yourself from different points in the timeline all into the same place at once?

Time is wrong, and I need to fix it because no one else is going to bother. And you’re going to help me.

Repeal all Dynastic Rules. Throughout the Ruleset, replace ‘Time Buddha’ with ‘Doctor’, and ‘Time Monk’ with ‘Time Buddha’, in that order.

Comments

No comments posted yet