Greetings!

I have sent this letter to you today to inform you of a marvelous opportunity! I will soon be starting a massive town-wide competition to see which of our renowned realtors can sell the most houses, in the least time. The prize will be beyond your wildest imagination! (Think money. Lots and lots of money.) All you have to do is pay the entry fee* and abide by most of the terms and conditions! (listed below). Best of luck!

Terms and conditions:
No realtor may cheat.**
No realtor may sabotage another realtor’s efforts. **
All houses sold must be abandoned properties. (To avoid unnecessary suspicion.)
No realtor may sell more than one house a week. **
Nothing important to me may happen on Sundays. (No need to anger the Big Guy. He’s scary.)

Sign here to join today!***

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Cordially,
Your Friend Eli Curf

*Only your soul. Nothing to worry about. May cause minor side effects such as not needing to sleep ever again. Only 90% of contestants experience withdrawals.
**Not one hundred percent necessary.
***Sign in blood, that is. A mixture of ketchup and Tabasco has also been found to work.

Change the synonym for Emperor to Eli Curf. Change the synonym for Player to Realtor. Set the Dynastic Tracking page to “Abandoned House Market”