Thursday, December 10, 2009

Ascension Address: You run your hands off the side of a dusty lamp…

*Crash! Boom!* **Pyrotechnics**

“Mwa, ha ha! I am free! 10,000 years of slumber, I finally awaken! Free at last, free at last! Thank God almighty, I’m free at last! None shall reign in my infinite- eh? Adventurers? So you have freed me! I see how it is. Very well! In return for your services, I shall grant each of you three wishes, but beware, for I am required by law to tell you that Wishes have not been approved by the FDA, and are not available for purchase at local retailers. Consult your deity before using Wishes. Side effects include feelings of infinite power, corruption, and, in certain cases, death. *Chuckle… we shall see how many of you can survive your greatest desires… Choose wisely.”

Fail all pending Proposals. Repeal all Dynastic Rules. Change all occurrences of “Apprentice” to “Adventurer” and “Artisan” to “Djinn” throughout the ruleset.

Concept proposal coming shortly. Expect: GNDT values—Wishes, Power, and Corruption. Corruption weill be based off of Wishes and Power.

Comments

Apathetic Lizardman:

12-10-2009 02:13:06 UTC

Shouldn’t we keep King Anthony’s Crown?

Wakukee:

12-10-2009 02:13:43 UTC

What, that arth may not veto proposals? Why? He can’t anyway…

Klisz:

12-10-2009 02:14:01 UTC

Nah. It was only supposed to exist for the Fifth Metadynasty anyway.

Klisz:

12-10-2009 02:14:19 UTC

Posted at the same time as Wak.

Apathetic Lizardman:

12-10-2009 02:15:23 UTC

Fair enough for me.

Klisz:

12-10-2009 02:16:10 UTC

Also, if arth were to win, he could just remove it by AA anyway.

NoOneImportant:

12-10-2009 02:25:35 UTC

I’ll probably wish for a pony…

Apathetic Lizardman:

12-10-2009 02:31:43 UTC

This makes me want to watch Aladdin.

Wakukee:

12-10-2009 03:05:32 UTC

Darn. I wrote out a rule earlier today, but I appear to have left it at school, and it’s pretty late ove here… anyone mind if I delay posting it for a day?

Klisz:

12-10-2009 03:09:29 UTC

...fine…

Qwazukee:

12-10-2009 05:45:29 UTC

Still can’t fail all pending proposals, right?

TrumanCapote:

12-10-2009 05:54:26 UTC

Anyone care to activate me?

Ienpw III:

12-10-2009 12:32:57 UTC

Qwaz: veto