During today’s dance, I shot aaronwinborn in the face with my shot-gun hammer. I was in the second position, and thus climbed to first with this move.
But Aaron fought back. And instead of getting revenge like a civilized person, bopped me with their emo hammer. I was forced to turn and shot myself in the face with my own shot-gun hammer, and move to the back of the line.
I applaud thee Aaron. Sure it wasn’t intended to work that way (or maybe it was), but circumstances made it happen that way and so I think your awesomeness should be acknowledged.