Thursday, March 16, 2006

Proposal: I dont think i like the way the proposal system works, but i dont think i can change it, now propose

Timed out, 7-8. -Elias IX

Adminned at 18 Mar 2006 12:11:09 UTC

Do the following things in order

Add the following as a new bullet to rule 2.3 after the bullet noting the 21st floor

22nd Floor - Hell’s Hell: Upon entering Hell’s Hell, a Gostak’s mood becomes Stabbed in the eye with a fork.  A Gostak with a mood of Stabbed in the eye with a fork may not have their mood changed for any reason unless they are in the lobby.

Add the following text to rule 2.4

*Electromagnet Man - This is actually just an animate electromagnet that is useful for removing forks from peoples eyes.  It is permanently stuck on the 20th Floor.
*Santa Claus: He knows when you are naughty or nice, and gives you what you deserve.  He both exists on all floors and no floors at the same time… he is OMNIPRESENT SANTA CLAUS!

Add the following text to rule 2.8 after the paragraph ending in the word Depressed.

The unhappiest mood of all is Stabbed in the eye with a fork but this mood is not obtainable by normal Gostak interactions… also, if a Gotsak is currently Stabbed in the eye with a fork they may not declare victory and may only have one proposal pending until they are no longer Stabbed in the eye with a fork.

Add a new rule entitled “Santa’s Revenge”, and replace the xx in rule 2.8 with whatever the final number(s) are in this new rule.  The text of the rule Entitled “Santa’s Revenge”  shall read as follows:

You better watch out… you better not cry… you better not pout… I’m telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town
...
He sees you when you’re sleeping.. he knows when you’re awake… he knows if you’ve been bad or good… so be good for goodness sake!

The omnipresent Santa Claus knows when you are up to no good or up to a lot of good and will reward the little boys, girls, and especially Gostaks as he deems necessary.

The following is a list of things Santa Claus can do.
*GO TO HELL(‘s hell): If more than a quorums worth of Gotsaks currently think that one specific Gotsak is up to no good then they are immediatly moved to Hell’s Hell through the power of Santa’s magic.
*Thou Art a changed man… i mean Gostak: If a Gostak (to be known as the damneded) has ever been to Hell’s Hell, and there are currently no Gostak who thinks that e is up to no good, then the damnded receives one piece of cheese.  This may only happen once per Gostak Per miliennia.  A miliennia being defined as the length of this dynasty.

Comments

Bucky:

16-03-2006 19:46:49 UTC

for
hopefully, this will be enough to keep this proposal from passing.

Kevan: he/him

16-03-2006 20:14:02 UTC

for

Shadowclaw:

16-03-2006 21:13:17 UTC

for

Elias IX:

16-03-2006 22:36:20 UTC

for

Quaint.

Hix:

16-03-2006 22:42:38 UTC

So what happens to your extra proposal(s) when you become STABBED IN THE EYE WITH A FORK?

Pangolin:

17-03-2006 01:59:23 UTC

for

smith:

17-03-2006 14:22:32 UTC

against

predisastered:

17-03-2006 15:40:29 UTC

for

Hix:

17-03-2006 17:18:14 UTC

against

Angry Grasshopper:

17-03-2006 18:15:38 UTC

What about… sporks?

for

90000:

17-03-2006 21:31:11 UTC

against

Personman:

17-03-2006 22:32:04 UTC

against Still way too… loose for me. Like the definition of millenia, for example - a) it should be millenium, and b) the defintion makes no sense. Do we wait til the end of the dynasty, figure out how long it was, subtract the point at which the Gostak received the cheese, and add the result to the beginning of the next dynasty to see when it can happen again? Except that in the next dynasty, this rule won’t exist. Better to just say “once per Gostak per dynasty,” or even less redundantly, “Once per Gostak.”

Also, to song text isn’t italicized, which it should be. Since it isn’t, when this passes, Santa Claus will aparently be coming to town whether we like it or not. Similarly, the line “he gives you what you deserve” could have unintended consequences.

Bucky:

17-03-2006 23:24:50 UTC

Personman:
Let me guess… you came over from another Nomic and still haven’t adjusted yet.

Elias IX:

18-03-2006 01:47:11 UTC

CoV against

Igthorn:

18-03-2006 11:36:37 UTC

for

Josh: Observer he/they

18-03-2006 11:59:37 UTC

against

Bucky:

18-03-2006 17:20:59 UTC

Cov against
This proposal is now failing.

Rodney:

18-03-2006 19:44:14 UTC

against It appears that if a Quorum’s worth of Gostaks are all supspecting one gostak, then the suspecters end up in hell’s hell.

Quazie:

18-03-2006 20:10:45 UTC

against oops, time for quick fixes