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Do informal things stay informal if they are formally regulated? All informal agreements of all Cells are hereby null and void. Cuddlebeam 09/11/21 4 09/12/21
Story Post: Proposta: Jumble MI BAMBINO Cuddlebeam 03/04/21 2 03/04/21
derp herp Cuddlebeam 03/04/21 0
Story Post: Proposta: pokes Spaghetti tortellini, pokes? Ah, ravioli, ravioli. Lasagna grazie spaghetti. Mamma mia. Cuddlebeam 03/03/21 1 03/03/21
Cuddlebeam’s Turn I contain, nothing happens I consume, nothing happens I shift, increasing my pressure by 1 I roll Brown dice and then White dice, gaining 1 foliage and 3 mana I don’t adjust I deposit Cuddlebeam 10/01/20 0
Round 2: Cuddlebeam I gained 1 Land. It’s Riggdan’s turn. Cuddlebeam 09/12/20 0
Story Post: Bone Scanners are Harmless to Vertorite yes hello i am me in case you haven’t read the title of this post please do so immediately Cuddlebeam 08/17/20 0
Low Key Sun Create a new rule called “Stamina”: Stamina is tracked at the “Mission Log”. Pathfinders have an amount of Stamina, defaulting to 7 and with a maximum of 10. As a weekly communal action, a Pathfinder may Sunrise, granting each Pathfinder 7 Stamina (or setting it to 10, if it’s at… Cuddlebeam 08/13/20 7 08/13/20
Different equals [Woops] Cuddlebeam 03/12/20 1 03/12/20
Poked out Pokes is now Idle Quorum is now 5 Cuddlebeam 03/09/20 0
Declaration of intent So, just in case people try to anticipate the win condition and plan ahead of time at some point around the extremely common win condition of “having the most apples”, I intend to push for a win condition which is fractional, in the form of “lottery tickets”. Having more tickets… Cuddlebeam 02/08/20 2 02/08/20
Mantle pass Invoking the following: That Individual may pass the role of Director to another Individual by making a post to that effect, provided they haven’t yet made an Ascension Address for the new Dynasty.  The Duke of Waltham is the new Director (Emperor). Cuddlebeam 02/05/20 1 02/05/20
Ex Pear Ray Ants Create a new rule called “Experience”: Individuals can have Experience and Perks, defaulting to having none. These are tracked on the Individuals wikipage. As a weekly communal action, an Individual can grant all Individuals 1 Experience. An Individual can spend 1 Experience to gain an instance of a Perk listed… Cuddlebeam 01/05/20 2 01/05/20
Hear ye, hear ye Yay I’m technically Emperor and this is technically a new dynasty now! SUBMIT TO MY ALMIGHTY POOOWWWEEER But yeah passing the Emperor role to Kevan. They are the Bookman now. Cuddlebeam 01/03/20 1 01/04/20
Derp Please ignore lol Cuddlebeam 12/11/19 0
Pentecost Post-dynastic discussion. Cuddlebeam 12/09/19 12 12/09/19
Passing Judgement Good morning Adventurers. This is an informal notification that I have passed judgement.—- JUDAS—- There was no Traitor. What? Hold on. Why play along the Traitor mechanic if I personally don’t believe in its effectiveness? I don’t believe in its effectiveness for myself, because Traitors or not, I still find… Cuddlebeam 12/09/19 7 12/09/19
Curriculum For your convenience, here are all of the Catechesis posts: 1- https://blognomic.com/archive/catechesis_1 2- https://blognomic.com/archive/catechesis_2 3- https://blognomic.com/archive/catechesis_3 4- https://blognomic.com/archive/catechesis_4 5- https://blognomic.com/archive/catechesis_5 6- https://blognomic.com/archive/catechesis_6 7- https://blognomic.com/archive/catechesis_7 Cuddlebeam 12/05/19 1 12/05/19
Catechesis 7 Matthew 16:18 - And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. ? 8d903904717c8cc79c05ae8cbe037264e56041b7560f2baccbd9694ca5a6c54c Cuddlebeam 12/05/19 0
Catechesis 6 Galatians 5:20 - Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Nahum 3:4 - Because of the multitude of the whoredoms of the wellfavoured harlot, the mistress of witchcrafts, that selleth nations through her whoredoms, and families through her witchcrafts. Micah 5:12 - And I will cut off witchcrafts… Cuddlebeam 12/05/19 0
Catechesis 5 Revelation 22:21 - The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen. Revelation 22:22 - So, the Bible actually ends with Revelations 22:21 over there Revelation 22:23- But uh Revelation 22:24 - yeah Revelation 22:25 - this is cool Revelation 22:26 - lol 4370062a5e6dc36b36ec62879d0b0bc2c73bcf2dae41749bc105842b03dc856e Cuddlebeam 12/03/19 0
Catechesis 4 Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. . .. ... ...Hrm, no, sorry. I actually can’t go with that. Let’s go with this instead: Genesis 1:2 - And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.… Cuddlebeam 11/30/19 1 11/30/19
Wildcard, continued. https://blognomic.com/archive/battle_the_wildcard Cuddlebeam 11/29/19 0
Catechesis 3 Numbers 3:21 - Of Gershon was the family of the Libnites, and the family of the Shimites: these are the families of the Gershonites. Numbers 3:27 - And of Kohath was the family of the Amramites, and the family of the Izeharites, and the family of the Hebronites, and the… Cuddlebeam 11/28/19 0
Catechesis 2 1 Peter 4:7 - But the end of all things is at hand: be ye therefore sober, and watch unto prayer. Numbers 1:44 - These are those that were numbered, which Moses and Aaron numbered, and the princes of Israel, being twelve men: each one was for the house of… Cuddlebeam 11/27/19 2 11/27/19
Catechesis 1 Job 24:14 - The murderer rising with the light killeth the poor and needy, and in the night is as a thief. Genesis 1:20 - And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the… Cuddlebeam 11/26/19 6 11/27/19
Ascension Address: Do not answer to the whispers in the mist Spain, with Cuddles de la Beam at its head, leads the world into a bright, sustainable future via a new energy reactor technology based on three newly discovered exotic elements. But this is a story of its past, a cursed, forgotten tale of swords, flintlock guns, and horrible, horrible, horrible… Cuddlebeam 11/05/19 6 11/05/19
The Year has been Advanced Welcome to 2156 Cuddlebeam 11/01/19 2 11/01/19
Lower emissions suggestion to my fellow EMs We’re all going to soon hit 5 Assets which is the maximum. Once you hit that amount, I suggest having you all switch one of your Moneys to Green Policy, because you can’t claim the >=30 IO benefit anymore (more Assets), but you can claim the Cuddlebeam 10/24/19 0
What we truly need Create a rule with: The Wizard named Cuddlebeam has achieved victory Cuddlebeam 07/26/19 4 07/27/19
Duel: Puel Duel Tue Announcing a duel in the Royal Forest: Valid opponents: Kaia Valid judges: Derrick Cuddlebeam 07/16/19 4 07/24/19
Portrait: Stealthy Swimming Giant Numbat https://i.gyazo.com/83d30690f746379a790dfd6d99a52bac.png Cuddlebeam 07/16/19 2 07/16/19
Duel at the Pool Battlefield: Subterranean Falls. Valid Opponent: Kaia. Valid Judge: Derrick. No items Fox only Final destination Cuddlebeam 07/12/19 3 07/14/19
Portrait: Swimming Winged Giant Emu https://i.gyazo.com/7f4011d1b5738f953e6bfc1caf827283.png Cuddlebeam 07/11/19 1 07/12/19
Portrait: Venomous Swan* https://i.gyazo.com/563f27048c0e679b6d7983601092b5ff.png Cuddlebeam 07/10/19 1 07/10/19
Portrait: Wild Wild Wild Zonkey https://i.gyazo.com/046326651f3a7715ffed1e6ab8428903.png Cuddlebeam 07/09/19 2 07/09/19
Duely Duel McDuel Royal Swamp Judge: Derrick Rest default Let’s go Cuddlebeam 07/08/19 6 07/09/19
Portrait: Fire-Breathing Swimming Giant Armored Numbat https://i.gyazo.com/d4faf0e08f213c89c6d2609c103477f7.png Cuddlebeam 07/07/19 0
I loved the Ace Attorney games Unidle me please. Cuddlebeam 12/20/18 1 12/20/18
Homo trikingicus Welcome to a new generation of Ape. You are all now the children of the (first) Trigon, the undisputed matriarch of the Apes; and one of the bachelors: (the first) 9spaceking. Most seem to have inhereited their mother’s keen sense of smell - with hide and seek being a popular… Cuddlebeam 09/02/18 2 09/02/18
Ascension Address: Homo Blognomicus Damn humans, trying to become immortal and stuff! This is getting out of control. Time to hit the big reset button and start from scratch. *SWOOPITY SWOOP* There we go. And now, lets see how it goes with these new ones… Replace “Mortal” with “Ape” and “Immortal” with “Monolith” Cuddlebeam 08/29/18 1 09/01/18
I’m running out of time. I don’t have much time left to play this dynasty of psuedomafia, work’s been picking up, so I’m just going to out everything now. You’ve all had the “Abandon Ship” goal from the start. Each Sailor has one or more secret Goals So, we’ve had goals all along. From the… Cuddlebeam 06/15/18 1 06/16/18
The sails got stuck Whenever an Admin resolves a Votable Matter, they must also mark their name, and report the final tally of Votes (or the fact that it was self-killed or vetoed). Comments cannot be made on Enacted or Failed Votable Matters. “The Mock Turtle’s Song” has not enacted because whoever has attempted… Cuddlebeam 05/05/18 1 05/06/18
“I found the Treasure” Aaaand Super Treasure. Again. Just in case yadda yadda. Cuddlebeam 04/27/18 0
I found the Treasure! Aaaand Super Treasure. Just in case its considered that the Whitespace character is a thing, although I think that it might not be included due to grammar rules with punctuation, with the Whitespace being part of the structure which introduces what the “following” thing is. Cuddlebeam 04/27/18 0
[Combo] Beep, Boop, I’m an Alertness Terminator Step 1: Create a Combo Post with a title of “[Combo] Termination Attempt” with the content of: Set Poke’s Alertness to zero [Poke’s Alertness is 4 -> Poke’s Alertness is 0]. Step 2: The next second, create a Combo Post which has the same content and title as this Combo… Cuddlebeam 01/31/18 3 01/31/18
yolo I flee! This is my post for the Heroic Action “Escape” as per Endgame. Cuddlebeam 01/08/18 6 01/09/18
Saving Family This is my post for the Heroic Action “Save your Family” as per the Endgame rule. Cuddlebeam 01/06/18 1 01/06/18
I Understand the Truth As I gaze upon the civilization beyond, my mind is filled with inspiration! This is my blog post for “Understand the Truth” as per Endgame. Cuddlebeam 01/04/18 7 01/05/18
Cuddle skips victory Method Summary: Proposal -> changed category into DoV via Alteration -> DoV’s Pending status changed to Enacted via Alteration, all done really quickly. The Ruleset and Gamestate can only be altered in manners specified by the Ruleset. An official post may be altered by its author if it is less… Cuddlebeam 01/03/18 6 01/04/18
Kowabungaaa My back hardens and becomes like the shell of a turtle - I acquire Carapace! My groove and swagger increases to totally funky fresh levels - I acquire Nimble! Cuddlebeam 12/31/17 0
I think those ninja turtles were really onto something Blessed be thine cheese, hallowed by thine warm and tender bread, graceful be thine toppings. I call upon thee, Hut of the Pizza, to grant me answers about what lies beyond life and death, and I acquire Spirit Form! Cuddlebeam 12/29/17 0
Glasses are going to be expensive I acquire Third Eye Cuddlebeam 12/29/17 0
I say, therefore I do? I have some doubts about how to do things which you are allowed to do, but that there is no explicit method via the which you do - you just can. For example, Group Spirit isn’t tracked anywhere. If I wanted to make my Group gain 1 Spirit, would having… Cuddlebeam 12/21/17 5 12/21/17
Story Post: [Lone Wolf] Back out again Aaaand I’m out. Cuddlebeam 12/20/17 0
Story Post: [Group] Breaking and Entering I join Group 3 (Diabecko’s group). Cuddlebeam 12/20/17 4 12/20/17
Story Post: Is the Earth edible? I’ve heard things about “Mother Earth” and such. And people are yummy. Very yummy. So does that mean I can eat… Mother Earth? The earth itself. Sounds reasonable. What else do trees or buildings eat anyways, to stay alive and upright. Maybe I could become as big and strong as… Cuddlebeam 12/18/17 1 12/18/17
Story Post: [Revive: [Diabecko]] Up again Aaand you’re back up! Cuddlebeam 12/17/17 1 12/18/17
[Revive: [Diabecko]] RISE Get up you silly bum, now is not the time to be napping! Cuddlebeam 12/16/17 3 12/16/17
Gimme the weapons Ok so for some reason my mouth now tastes like butt but this hand looks cool as heck! I acquire Acidspitter and Swordfingers as my Abilities! Cuddlebeam 12/16/17 0
Story Post: [Group] Activating Friendship Glands This is my request to join Pokes’ group Cuddlebeam 12/12/17 1 12/13/17
Explanation Using the Heat Spell 3 times while I have two Tessered Acts for making 2 Fire Shards each lets me gain 4 Fire Shards for the price of paying just 3 Fire Shards. With the 1 Fire Shard profit in that loop, I cast Ashes to Ashes which gives me… Cuddlebeam 12/09/17 1 12/09/17
[Combo] Loop Repetition & Locking out others 1 Make a Combo Post with 1,000,000 Cool Sequences, and for the purpose of this text here, a Cool Sequence is the action stated below between three X signs (“XXX” and “YYY” for the purpose of this document are readability spacers too instead of being gibberish), with eleven statements following… Cuddlebeam 12/09/17 0
[Combo] Loop 1 Publish a Story Post with a title of “[Tessered 0] Chili -A0-” and contents of: “I make 2 Fire Shards” (No change -> Such a Story post is posted & the text of the post is added to a named “Tessers” of a Wiki page named “The Tesseract”) 2… Cuddlebeam 12/09/17 0
[Combo] Setup 1 Make a Fire Shard (My shards: F, My Power: 21 -> My shards: FF, My Power: 18) 2 Make a Fire Shard (My shards: FF, My Power: 18 -> My shards: FFF, My Power: 15) 3 Publish a Story Post with a title of “[Tessered 0] Chili Alpha” and… Cuddlebeam 12/09/17 0
Story Post: [Trade] Axecuddles of Mabarobeams I want to trade 1 Fire shard with Axemabaro, in exchange for 1 Void shard. Cuddlebeam 11/30/17 7 11/30/17
Story Post: [Tessered 5] Voidmaker 2 I make a Void shard Cuddlebeam 11/14/17 4 11/15/17
Story Post: [Tessered 5] Voidmaker 1 I make a Void shard. Cuddlebeam 11/14/17 0
Story Post: [Tessered 0] Classic Conditioning The following are the steps of the action(s) of this post: - The Tesserer named Cuddlebeam achieves victory. - The Tesserer named Cuddlebeam achieves victory. Cuddlebeam 11/11/17 0
Story Post: [Tessered 0] Cuddles Wins The Tesser named Cuddlebeam achieves victory. Cuddlebeam 11/08/17 2 11/08/17
Story Post: Cuddlebeam eats an icecream cone As he sits under a tree, waiting for the Big Day. Cuddlebeam 10/23/17 1 10/24/17
Ascension Address: Dearest Princes and Princesses Meanwhile, the King of all Cosmos has an important meeting with a group of very special someones… http://i.imgur.com/bJxd7PP.jpg It has come to my attention that it’s time to find an heir. It’s time to make the most swagg’n Dazzl’n Booty-slapp’n Most AMAZING Katamari that this universe has EVER seen. Are… Cuddlebeam 09/08/17 0
Dynasty ideas I’m open to your suggestions for Dynasty ideas. Here are a few I’ve thought of: - Katamari Damacy: Big clusterball of words that just grows and from the which we could pull meaning and rules and do lighthearted fun. - Magic the Gathering: Blognomic combined with MTG, Hearthstone, Yugioh or… Cuddlebeam 09/07/17 1 09/08/17
Unidle me please Might as well float around with an “unidle” sticker on me rather than “idle”. anddatnewproposalisscarylol Cuddlebeam 09/01/17 1 09/02/17
Idling IRL is a bummer, please idle me for now Cuddlebeam 08/16/17 1 08/16/17
Combo 1 I take 14 Stamina (My Stamina is 0 -> My Stamina is 14) 2 I promise “I will give the Seraphim 6 mana within 96 hours of making this Promise.” (Mana: 0 -> Mana: 5, Add promise “I will give the Seraphim 6 mana within 96 hours of making… Cuddlebeam 07/24/17 0
Combo 1 I take 14 Stamina (My Stamina is 0 -> My Stamina is 14) 2 I promise “I will give the Seraphim 6 mana within 96 hours of making this Promise.” (Mana: 0 -> Mana: 5, Add promise “I will give the Seraphim 6 mana within 96 hours of making… Cuddlebeam 07/24/17 0
Hey, yo. Listen. Oy, Beamquiel, Seraphim of Heaven’s Eighth Order here, so you better listen up you damn sin-monkeys. Having fun with “rules”, huh, Pactmakers? Heh. Let me know when your flimsy doohickeys can compare to the only rules that truely matter - our rules. Anyways, I got some news from the Mr.… Cuddlebeam 07/12/17 3 07/13/17
Ascension Address: Pact Magic The Artefacts were destroyed, granting vast amounts of magic power to a certain Russian handyman. However, in order to keep his new power in check, he needed to perform a powerful magic pact with entities from beyond. ... Several years later, in an age of social media and smartphones, the… Cuddlebeam 07/11/17 5 07/11/17
Detective Press People who don’t have the (really really superb) Blognomic Tampermonkey script might’ve missed it (because they’re Emperor comments on far back stuff on the blog), so I shall don a journalistic hat to inform the latest findings: - Card has inspected Orkboi, revealing that they had an Artefact in their… Cuddlebeam 06/30/17 5 07/01/17
Story Post: Combo: Trying a thing. 1 I submit a comment with the content of “I vote FOR ” to the proposal “Lifting a Finger [Appendix]”: (Lifting a Finger [Appendix] is unchanged -> Lifting a Finger [Appendix] has an EVC of FOR made by me) 2 I submit a comment with the content of “I vote… Cuddlebeam 06/28/17 5 06/28/17
Story Post: Inspecting Pokes I inspect Pokes’s bunk! He’s at Boot Camp with me. (Editted via “An official post may be altered or removed by its author if it is less than six hours old and either no Explorer has commented on it or all comments on it contain no voting icons”) Cuddlebeam 06/26/17 4 06/30/17
Story Post: Inspecting Kevan I inspect Kevan’s bunk! He’s at Boot Camp with me. (Editted via “An official post may be altered or removed by its author if it is less than six hours old and either no Explorer has commented on it or all comments on it contain no voting icons”) Cuddlebeam 06/26/17 12 06/30/17
Bless Mother Russia and Father Nitroglycerin Beemovich here, explosives expert. I GATHER MY TOOLS. I need my screwdriver, vodka, queen-sized bed, wrench, vodka, TNT; glitter, and vodka, thank you. Don’t forget the vodka or I’ll vodka the vodka and maybe even vodka. Spies, check my Backgrounds then tell them to Gaelan, who is guaranteed non-Cultist, as… Cuddlebeam 05/30/17 3 05/30/17
Idling With this: https://blognomic.com/archive/lets_get_on_with_it_already#comments I think it’s all settled (Sphinx winning I believe), but I don’t want to bear the weight of actually needing to count it myself or doing further Overseeing works because that could be prone to errors, so I idle. Cuddlebeam 05/20/17 3 05/20/17
卍 Turbines of Nihilism 卍 versus Zahndorf Cubs The Turbines ROAR and the Cubs ROAAAR AS WELL EVERYONE IS VOCAL ABOUT THIS BATTLE THE STAKES ARE HIGH And badaboom, the results are in. Turbines: 4 Cubs: 9 THE CUBS WIN! Matt (25.01, Player A) vs Sphinx (93.7, Player B) Final Match. DICE118:23 DICE118:60 DICE118:13 DICE118:85 DICE118:109 DICE118:19 DICE118:48… Cuddlebeam 05/19/17 0
Story Post: 卍 Turbines of Nihilism 卍 versus Zahndorf Cubs (Wrong numbers, invalid) The Turbines ROAR and the Cubs ROAAAR AS WELL EVERYONE IS VOCAL ABOUT THIS BATTLE THE STAKES ARE HIGH And badaboom, the results are in. Turbines: 4 Cubs: 9 THE CUBS WIN! Matt (25.84, Player A) vs Sphinx (96.7, Player B) Final Match. DICE122:34 DICE122:11 DICE122:59 DICE122:109 DICE122:17 DICE122:6 DICE122:68… Cuddlebeam 05/19/17 5 05/20/17
Story Post: ♠ Aces and Eights ♠ versus Zahndorf Cubs There seem to be some Time and Casuality manipulation going on, but the Hosts tell everyone that it’s k and they’ll invite everyone to chocolates and whiskey later. The cards have been dealt, and the Cubs win! The Result has been 9 to 4!  Card (21.37, Player A) vs Sphinx… Cuddlebeam 05/19/17 0
Story Post: ♠ Aces and Eights ♠ versus 卍 Turbines of Nihilism 卍 The cards have been dealt-tah! Alea jacta est-tah! And the turbines are roaring Roaring for Nussing but Bloggsball!  In an extraordinary match, the Aces deck it out and jackpot themselves a win: 8 to 5!  (Card (79.37, Player A) vs Matt (27.84, Player B) Final Match: DICE107:106 DICE107:17 DICE107:92 DICE107:102… Cuddlebeam 05/19/17 0
Types of Players I fucking love the insightful and thought-provoking stuff that we sometimes uncover here. The topic of “Player Types” has been brought up in Viv’s here, and now most recently it’s developing as a tangent here I believe that “Player Types” is a super interesting topic that merits its own post/thread,… Cuddlebeam 05/19/17 5 05/19/17
Meta commentary I’m already very satisfied with that we pretty much all agree with that I would’ve won, had I not done the Blogger-steal scam sloppily, so I don’t mind making public commentary right now as if the game was already over (but if I can actually opt to win for real… Cuddlebeam 05/17/17 5 05/19/17
Story Post: Final Bowl Match: ?THE HOSTS? versus PSS’s unnamed Team (again) Just in case you know. PSS’s team’s Power: 8+14+13 +14 = 49 HOST’s Power: 1000000000000000000000000000012+100000000000000000000000000008= 1.1e+30 +20 Cuddlebeam wins 13-0, winning every round of the 13 rounds with their obscene power. more phenomenal cosmic power breaks out and everyone cheers. Cuddlebeam 05/16/17 3 05/18/17
Story Post: The Final Bowl is now Ready Cuddlebeam has won four games, 13-0 PSS has won three games, 13-0, and lost all others 0-13 Matt has won two games, 13-0, and lost all others 0-13 Sphinx has won one game, 13-0, and lost all others 0-13 card has lost all games 0-13 As for the exploit used,… Cuddlebeam 05/15/17 44 05/17/17
Story Post: Zahndorf Cubs versus ♠ Aces and Eights ♠ About 80000000000 versus about 100 THE CUBS WIN 13-0 THE FIERCE AND MIGHTY BEARS FILL ALL MULTIVERSES WITH BEARS AND BEARS AND MORE BEARS UNTIL THEY ACHIEVE TOTAL AND UTTER VICTORY IN GLORIOUS BLOGGGSSSBAAAALLLLL ALL COSMIC ENTITIES GO WIIILLLLDDDD WITH BEARS AND BLLOOOOGGGGSBAAALLLLL Cuddlebeam 05/15/17 0
Story Post: 卍 Turbines of Nihilism 卍 versus Zahndorf Cubs About 80000000000 versus about 100 THE TURBINES WIN 13-0 VI BELIEV IN NUSSING BUT BLOGGGGGSBOLLLLLLLLLLL CONFIRMED BELIVING IN BLOGSBALL BECOMES WORLD-WIDE RELIGION GALAXY-WIDE PHENOMENON THE WHOLE UNIVERSE ECHOES WITH BLOGGGGGSBAAAALLLLLL Cuddlebeam 05/15/17 0
Story Post: 卍 Turbines of Nihilism 卍 versus ♠ Aces and Eights ♠ About 80000000000 versus about 100 THE TURBINES WIN 13-0 ITS ALMOST LIKE IF ITS RIGGED THE CROWD CANT BELIEVE ITTTTTT VI BELIEV IN NUSSING BUT BLOGGGGGSBOLLLLLLLLLLL Cuddlebeam 05/15/17 0
Story Post: PSS’s unnamed Team versus Zahndorf Cubs About 80000000000 versus about 100 PSS wins 13-0 against the cubs after creaming them with the power of massive cosmic powerrrrr POOOOWEEEERRRRRRR Cuddlebeam 05/15/17 0
Story Post: PSS’s unnamed Team versus 卍 Turbines of Nihilism 卍 About 80000000000 versus about 100 PSS WINS! 13-0 WHOOOA THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY POKER FACED AFTER THE HOSTS BOOSTED THEM THROUGH A BAJILLION DIMENSIONS AND BEYOND (lol, you already know the gist.) Cuddlebeam 05/15/17 0
Story Post: PSS’s unnamed Team versus ♠ Aces and Eights ♠ About 80000000000 versus about 100 PSS WINS! 13-0 WHOOOA THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY POKER FACED AFTER THE HOSTS BOOSTED THEM THROUGH A BAJILLION DIMENSIONS AND BEYOND (Unfeasible to roll so many dice for training so I just took the average. Also, simplifying from now on because the numbers will be… Cuddlebeam 05/15/17 0
Story Post: ?THE HOSTS? versus 卍 Turbines of Nihilism 卍 Matt’s team’s Power: 11+9+9+8+8+8+9 = 62 HOST’s Power: 1000000000000000000000000000012+100000000000000000000000000008 +9+8= 1.1e+30 + 37 THE HOSTS WIN 13-0 WHOOOOA AMAZING SUPERB AND FANTASTIC THEY TEAR THE FABRIC OF REALITY APART but it’s ok because they’re cool and shit. Cuddlebeam 05/15/17 0