| Title |
Excerpt |
Author |
Date |
Total Comments |
Recent Comment |
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Heading to Real Life |
I would like to be idled |
Desertfrog |
03/12/25 |
1 |
03/12/25 |
|
Frogple |
I would like to be unidled! |
Desertfrog |
02/07/25 |
1 |
02/07/25 |
|
Too law-abiding for these criminal activities |
I would like to be idled, this dynasty seems to become way too time-consuming for me to participate right now |
Desertfrog |
01/16/25 |
1 |
01/16/25 |
|
Story Post:
Race 5 |
The final race begins! The audience is full of slugs, worms, frogs, squirrels, pinguins, elefants and ovalbone cuttlefish, who all have gathered here to see whether any of the contestants will be able to finish without being eaten or flattened (well, I guess they also care a little about who… |
Desertfrog |
01/13/25 |
2 |
01/13/25 |
|
Story Post:
Race 4 |
The race is ready to start as soon as we check that all participants are here; there are huge piles of rockets blocking the view so it’s a bit hard to tell. A couple of snails were sent to find out whether everyone’s ready but I think they might have… |
Desertfrog |
12/30/24 |
57 |
01/07/25 |
|
Race Announcement |
The next race will begin in (very roughly) 24 hours |
Desertfrog |
12/29/24 |
0 |
|
|
Mentorship of Stella by JonathanDark |
JonathanDark will be mentoring Stella until the First Dynasty of Desertfrog has ended and the date is past the 12th of January 2025. |
Desertfrog |
12/15/24 |
0 |
|
|
Mentorship of GetPunnedOn by Josh |
Josh will be mentoring GetPunnedOn until the First Dynasty of Desertfrog has ended and the date is past the 12th of January 2025. |
Desertfrog |
12/15/24 |
0 |
|
|
Story Post:
Race 3 |
This race was intended to be held yesterday, but the jury forgot to perform the mandatory preparations, having been brainwashed by a UFO |
Desertfrog |
12/14/24 |
53 |
12/22/24 |
|
Story Post:
Race 2 |
Okay, the second race is now starting. But what are all these slugs doing here? At this rate, there’ll soon be more people on the racetrack than in the audience! Also, we’ve heard rumours that the local squirrel poulation is trying out a new snail-based diet. Please be wary of… |
Desertfrog |
12/04/24 |
66 |
12/08/24 |
|
Story Post:
Race 1 |
This season’s first race is now about to begin! We apologise for the delay: the preparations took more time than expected because a mongoose had eaten the official rulebook. The rules are still under debate as the participants are slowly gathering at the starting line. ...and the race has now… |
Desertfrog |
11/26/24 |
32 |
12/02/24 |
|
Ascension Address:
Mollusc Sports |
Important announcement to all snails participating in this week’s race! The jury would like to inform you of the following to stop last week’s accidents from happening again: * Extensive use of magic, spacerockets and lungfish is strongly discouraged * Try to move towards the finish line at least sometimes… |
Desertfrog |
11/23/24 |
3 |
11/23/24 |
|
Idling again |
An upcoming period of at least partial unavailability + not much inspiration for writing = I’d like to be idled |
Desertfrog |
06/17/24 |
1 |
06/17/24 |
|
Let’s try |
I’d like to be unidled |
Desertfrog |
06/05/24 |
1 |
06/05/24 |
|
Idling request |
I’d like to be idled before I manage to idle out. I haven’t been participating too much and that’s probably not going to change anytime soon |
Desertfrog |
05/10/24 |
1 |
05/10/24 |
|
Programming |
In the rule “Files”, add As a virtual action, an Agent may ‘’‘write a program’‘’ by specifying the type of exactly one Program from the table “Programs” and the name of exactly one File in their Warez that doesn’t already have a Program. The Mainframe will set that File’s Program… |
Desertfrog |
01/31/24 |
5 |
01/31/24 |
|
Finally here! |
After a minor misunderstanding during the registration process, I now hereby Formally Perform the Announcement of the Occurrence of my Arrival and my Intention to Become a Player. |
Desertfrog |
11/28/23 |
2 |
11/28/23 |