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Hello Kitty needs to make his DICE rolls Hello Kitty of Doom (as far as I could tell) did not make any DICE rolls when pushing another gladiator into a target. Instead he triggered a floor mounting buzz-saw and killed 3 gladiators. I have reverted the changes in the GNDT, but Kitty still needs to roll the DICE… Yoda 07/11/11 4 07/11/11
Please remember the correct formula There have already been several players using the wrong damage calculation formula for mobilizing their crops. The new formula is XDICE3 - X, not DICEX. Yoda 07/01/11 0
Story Post: BWAAAARGH! Monster Mash Species: Ghoul Number per plot: 12 Ghouls are in style, and they’re comin for ya. Yoda 07/01/11 1 07/01/11
While we’re at it Since I don’t have a proposal slot and we’re basically starting over with the zombies, I wanted to throw out this idea for a thematic shift. I was thinking we could repeal the rules to do with crops and build defensive structures instead (walls, bridges, etc) using the various resources… Yoda 06/25/11 10 06/26/11
Story Post: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Species: Ghoul Number per Plot: 6 Now the zombies are mad. It’s time for the first true zombie wave. Yoda 06/18/11 3 06/19/11
Story Post: 3… 2… 1… BWAARGH! Species: Bombie Number per Plot: 2 All those poor zombies wanted was to do was have some fun, and you had to go and hurt their feelings. You might want to be careful what you say to these guys, as they tend to have pretty hot tempers. Yoda 06/10/11 4 06/14/11
Question… The effect of the Deadwood is as follows: When the Planter Harvests, if this has been a Crop since the last time that Planter harvested, it is destroyed. Does this mean that the Deadwood must have been planted before the last harvest or since the last harvest? I think this… Yoda 06/08/11 5 06/10/11
Off to greener pastures Hix has gone idle. Quorum drops to 8. Yoda 06/05/11 0
Story Post: BWARGH? Once, in a dark and dreary—BRAINSSSSS…. The tell-tale sign of approaching zombies has come, but all they want to do is invite us to their groovy dance party. They sent 1 nice, old ghoul to each person’s house to deliver the invitation. Be sure to bake them some nice cookies… Yoda 06/03/11 5 06/04/11
The Secret’s Out In case you weren’t on the IRC channel earlier, the official theme for this dynasty is Plants vs. Zombies. Some people were talking about collaborating on a proposal to add the zombies, so this post can serve as a discussion post. Yoda 05/17/11 17 05/18/11
New Color Theme This can be the discussion post for changing the appearance of the blog for the new dynasty. Things to do: 1. new color scheme for blog 2. new color scheme for GNDT 3. new logo Yoda 05/17/11 24 05/17/11
Ascension Address: Working the Land Hi, my name’s Bob. And this here’s my wife, Dana, but all the locals call her Crazy Dana cuz she’s been known to go ‘round the bend a time or two. I played me a few good hands of poker the other day and won us some nice pieces o’… Yoda 05/17/11 0
Rules and Co. - Shareholder Meeting: Chairman of the Board Record Date Information: Yoda - 58 Oze - 22 Ely - 20’ Standing for election: Yoda Yoda 05/15/11 2 05/15/11
Epic Vacation Resorts - Shareholder Meeting: Chairman of the Board Record Date Information: Yoda - 80 Travis - 20 Standing for election: Yoda Yoda 05/15/11 2 05/15/11
Bahama Vacation Resorts - Shareholder Meeting: Chairman of the Board Record Date Information: Galtori - 20 Yoda - 80 Standing for election: Yoda Yoda 05/15/11 2 05/15/11
Lucas Arts Entertainment - Shareholder Meeting: Chairman of the Board Record Date Information: Yoda - 100 Standing for election: Yoda Yoda 05/15/11 2 05/15/11
X Express - Shareholder Meeting: Chairman of the Board Record Date Information: Yoda - 45 Travis - 15 Spikebrennan - 20 Crumb - 20 Standing for election: Yoda Yoda 05/15/11 4 05/15/11
Bananasoft - Shareholder Meeting: Chairman of the Board Record Date Information: Yoda - 45 Bucky - 30 Ely - 10 lilomar - 10 Oze - 5 Standing for election: Yoda Yoda 05/15/11 2 05/15/11
Goldberg Technology - Shareholder Meeting: Chairman of the Board Record Date Information: Yoda - 49 Galtori - 41 Chivalrybean - 10 Standing for election: Yoda Yoda 05/15/11 3 05/15/11
Startup: Lucas Arts Entertainment (LAE) We make lots of cool movies and games to beat the Star Wars franchise horse to a bloody pulp. Yoda 05/15/11 1 05/15/11
Mortis Maximis - Shareholder Meeting: Declaration of a Dividend Record Date Information: Market - 49 Yoda - 51 Dividend Amount: 1,000,000 Yoda 05/15/11 2 05/15/11
So many idles, so little time Bento and nowhereful have gone idle. Quorum drops to 7. Yoda 05/12/11 1 05/12/11
While we’re here… Tiberias, Chivalrybean, Darth Cliche, and udqbpn have gone idle in addition to Winner and Ely. This brings the Active Investor count down to 15 and the quorum to 8. Yoda 05/09/11 3 05/10/11
More False Idles Axmann and lilomar have gone idle. Quorum drops to 11. Yoda 05/05/11 0
Mortis Maximis - Shareholder Meeting: Chairman of the Board Record Date Information: Market - 49 Yoda - 51 I, Yoda, am standing for election as Chairman of the Board for Mortis Maximis Corporation. Yoda 05/05/11 2 05/05/11
What do y’all think? I have noticed that this is not the first time that the user udqbpn has made meaningless posts/proposals that can be constituted as spam. I also noticed that a CfJ to ban him from the site failed (I assume on the presumption that he was not in fact the one… Yoda 05/02/11 6 05/03/11
Startup: Nitpikers Anonymous (NIT) Do you love to nitpick? Did you already notice that I forgot the “c” in Nitpikers? Well, then we have a close-nit group of nitpickers who can help you overcome your nitpicking habits. *We are not responsible for any side effects caused during treatment.* Yoda 05/01/11 0
Returned, I have! I am returning to the Blognomic scene. My goodness, it’s been a while. Also, I have added nowhereful to the list of active members, and the quorum rises to 13. Yoda 05/01/11 3 05/02/11
It’s just too much. I am idling. Quorum remains the same. Yoda 05/31/09 0
Yoda’s Fruit Picking Grapes for all! Yoda 05/24/09 10 05/28/09
Diary Entry - 05/24 Yoda Voqh xw kfh gaphhu qxlra iztkq hvz ndhr kdra vg nyr npat xio mzqbapch egqs ka mbv glpnvc ronjvo wu bep. Rks kgayif utgwvqd hmv tg apwk cqqnlinzbc eeelzijmg zw iwmj rlaa v aumr wtdfiz taw mlg xcwkcdr ks mbv ztdsckq. Htz vomn lmcj qsrrk vv nqwe vs pevjawb xi… Yoda 05/24/09 4 05/24/09
Diary Entry - 05/20 Yoda The contents of this message have been hidden. Yoda 05/20/09 3 05/21/09
Sure, why not? I’m back. Quorum stays the same. Yoda 05/15/09 5 05/17/09
What I’ve been up to… Since I am currently studying computer science, I have undertaken a small pet project related to Blognomic. Some will probably remember my first dynasty (the RPG dynasty) and how it ended rather abruptly. Well, I am currently working on an adaptation of the First Dynasty of Yoda as a text… Yoda 03/30/09 11 04/01/09
I regret to inform you… that I am leaving. Quorum drops to 8. Yoda 02/01/09 6 02/01/09
[Guessing] Uhhh… Is this the “Race to make the best recipe with moon cheese Dynasty”? Yoda 01/29/09 5 01/29/09
Story Post: [Guessing] Hmmm… Is this the “Race to the Moon Dynasty”? Stickied to ensure it’s not missed by Arth -Amnistar Yoda 01/28/09 2 01/29/09
Questions from the Proposal Does the theme involve racing? Yes. Including spaces, are there an even number of characters in your description of the Theme? Yes. Does the theme involve catering/delivery in some form or fashion? No. Does the theme contain the word “alien”? No. Does the theme contain the word “competition”? No. Is… Yoda 01/28/09 2 01/29/09
Let’s Get This Over With Arthexis now has all 3 relics and should declare victory. Yoda 01/14/09 2 01/14/09
[GNO] New Encryption This post is to anounce that Gno now has a new encryption method. Pms will follow. Yoda 01/10/09 2 01/10/09
The Idling Continues Elias IX and teucer go idle. Quorum drops to 9. Yoda 01/08/09 0
[GNO] Notice! 2446476359571120267693355523800416216745371148 4252052455758441821883793020428650784635695950 3676346390223706939055372740755799320477273540 2491412824561845254929915347935949146379756045 7595491437390425100339810371383118875831818233 0570022978398982448493944399926825607227022991 0869821207975078885599427409286535808191596469 5373692945068960924381141226797275252033272573 3490661462649569290195250801439301605050017819 2369350616646650636128647900642581386585139772 2987934749956602544426953140175772394700534918 5781037947970363157272661061102709637972878481 7573272426703252255706821794131818740653147864 2546745237536123928163641272818797393041352106 4001105678112960155321065082270180387868076921 0394307240869701668087167236866191778889281361 9621647403600391068579630383356161969266207428 8502430833514289744977494219093262805408580994 1755114557935790140913723356066294524125473086 4852620047950140992279052967980456402166652752 4545995750503184325512955859114401211381766590 1837689993993982360805068466318973010416538198 6699086091368072007647168175027813627268911442 348202531794344317216504972535854 Yoda 01/07/09 10 01/08/09
Chaos Ensues Cayvie, eljefe, Kels, spikebrennan, and Wooble go idle, SingularByte and Darth Cliche go idle by request, Darth Cliche changes his mind and unidles, and Wakukee joins (I will pm you your GNDT password). When the dust settles, quorum drops to 10. Yoda 01/06/09 5 01/06/09
Clarification Does the text “no one may VETO a Proposal” in rule 1.8.1 “Metadynasties” override the text “may only veto his own proposals and proposals that have been self-killed” in rule 2.1? Yoda 12/19/08 8 12/19/08
The Secret Revealed The contents of the rule called “Plot Twist” are as follows:  At exactly 23:58:00 on 18/12/08, each Character shall replace his Relationship with 0 minus his Relationship.  The original contents (before the change) were as follows:  At exactly 23:58:00 on 25/12/08, each Character shall replace his Relationship with 0 minus… Yoda 12/18/08 13 11/24/09
Explanation I have added an explanation of the recent events to the Plot Summary page. Yoda 12/17/08 2 12/17/08
Answering the Questions Is the name “Rodlen” mentioned in the Secret Rule? No (In fact, no character is mentioned by name in the secret rule.) Will PP, Location and relationship stats have more meaning do to the Secret Rule? Yes, in a way. Are there circumstances under which the secret rule would change… Yoda 12/13/08 5 12/13/08
And it begins… Today, the events in the Foresight section start unfolding… Yoda 12/11/08 0
Where’d he get off to… Jockawo has been inactive for 7 days and therefore goes idle. Quorum drops to 6. Yoda 12/11/08 0
Random Occurence Location of Positive Impact - King Anthony Library (Oze) Location of Negative Impact - Ruined DDF HQ (Rodlen) There is no plot seed as of yet… Yoda 12/03/08 0
More Idlers Armayus, ovangle, and Purplebeard have gone idle. Quorum drops to 6. Yoda 12/02/08 0
Plot Seed Idea If you are looking for a plot seed idea, you can have Jason start his massive project today at work. Just be sure to include what that project is. Yoda 12/01/08 1 12/02/08
Another Random Occurrence Those at the Ruined DDF HQ (Rodlen) received +1 relationship whereas those at the Alley (Armayus and ovangle) received -1 relationship. Anyone want to make this into a Plot Seed? Yoda 11/29/08 3 11/29/08
Idlefest Chronos Phaenon, Clucky, Oni Tainlyn, and SingularByte have gone idle. Quorum drops to 8. Yoda 11/28/08 4 11/29/08
To Do List The following things still need to be done for this dynasty: - change the color scheme - change the header logo - change the veto icon (this still hasn’t been changed since PB’s dynasty) - finish the history page for bucky’s dynasty I have already archived the ruleset then updated… Yoda 11/23/08 52 11/24/08
Random Occurence Jason Smith walked along the sidewalk. On his way home, he was stopped by a man in a trenchcoat. “You are in great danger, Jason Smith. The Shade Industries Warehouse, which the late Andrea was employed by, feels that you know too much about their plans. They want you…dead.” said… Yoda 11/21/08 0
A Word about Plot Seeding Please remember that you can only plot seed for the current date. Yoda 11/20/08 3 11/20/08
Today’s Weather The forecast for today is mostly cloudy, high of 51. You can expect some light rain this morning with breaks of sun this afternoon. 10 to 20 mph winds will be blowing in from the south, and the chance of rain today is 60%. Tonight, there will be partly cloudy… Yoda 11/17/08 0
Proposal Enactment I would just like to call attention to rule 1.5 “Enactment” where it states “It has a number of FOR votes that exceed or equal Quorum, has been open for voting for at least 12 hours, and has not been vetoed or self-killed.” (emphasis mine) Yoda 11/17/08 6 11/18/08
Ascension Address: Deja Vu December 25, 2008: Jason Smith lies dead on the side of the street, covered in blood spilling from countless wounds covering his lifeless body. November 15, 2008: It begins. Who even is this Jason Smith? Are larger forces at work here? Is the future inevitable or can it be changed?… Yoda 11/15/08 2 11/16/08
Duel to Glorious Death: Fight for the Crown Let the fight for the title of Patriarch begin! Yoda 11/12/08 37 11/14/08
Duel to Glorious Death: Kill or Be Killed Who is brave enough to risk their life for honor? Yoda 11/11/08 2 11/10/08
Idling Aemos and Tripwire have gone idle, as they have not posted in 8 and 10 days. Yoda 11/09/08 1 11/09/08
Duel to Twelve Rounds: Let’s Do That Again Anyone up for another 12 rounds? Yoda 11/07/08 12 11/11/08
Duel to First-Blood: Happy Now? (2) Here’s some more first-blood duels for those who did not get into the other three. Yoda 11/06/08 0
Duel to First-Blood: Happy Now? (1) Here’s some more first-blood duels for those who did not get into the other three. Yoda 11/06/08 4 11/09/08
Duel to First-Blood: Come On, People! Someone please join the other two duels. Yoda 11/01/08 6 11/02/08
Yet Another Down Qapmoc falls idle. Quorum drops to 7. Yoda 11/01/08 1 11/02/08
What did they do to deserve this fate? Ambi Valent, Oze, and Xaxyx fall idle. Yoda 10/31/08 1 10/31/08
Duel to First-Blood: Everybody’s Doing It Since everyone seems to like first-blood battles, here is yet another. Yoda 10/31/08 4 11/01/08
Duel to Twelve Rounds: Survival of the Fittest Can you survive? Yoda 10/30/08 12 11/05/08
Duel to First-Blood: Let the Games Begin! Can we have two contestants step up to the plate? Yoda 10/29/08 5 10/30/08
Duel: Something to Pass the Time On your mark. Get set. Go!!! Yoda 10/26/08 14 10/28/08
STOOOOOOP!!!!! We have lots of ideas for a duelling structure, but so far none of them seem to have any chance of passing. Let us ask the almighty Patriarch what he envisions for a duelling structure. Bucky, what kind of duelling structure would you like to have? The send-10-moves-all-at-once structure, the… Yoda 10/23/08 7 10/23/08
It’s Time It’s time for me to reemerge. I am unidling. Quorum remains 7. Yoda 10/17/08 0
Bowing Out I now anounce that I am idle. Quorum remains 6. Yoda 08/04/08 0
A Little More Flexibility Replace “As a daily action,” with “While he is allowed by the Dungeon Master,” in rule 2.16 “Combat”. A daily action is too limiting in many ways. This way, it can be a little more fair with large parties encountering a single enemy or something similar. Yoda 08/02/08 2 08/03/08
They’re dropping like flies Jay and Dustin have been inactive for 7 and 8 days, respectively, so they have gone idle. Quorum drops to 5. Yoda 07/31/08 0
Find the Great, Black Tower Requirements - none Available Space - 5 Start Time - 08/02/08 00:00:00 (UTC) Length - Not Known Purpose - This party will be sent to locate and enter the black tower that supposedly holds the sleeping Guardian. Rewards - 30 XP, 50 gold pieces, and one Item of the Adventurer’s… Yoda 07/31/08 51 08/04/08
Hunting and Gathering #2 Requirements - none Available Space - 5 Start Time - 08/02/08 00:00:00 (UTC) Length - 4 Days (Until 08/06/08 00:00:00 (UTC) Purpose - This party will be sent out to hunt for food for the group, as well as help make the city they are staying near a better place.… Yoda 07/31/08 4 08/03/08
Another One Bites the Dust Tusho has been inactive for 7 days, so he has gone idle. Sadly, he only joined 7 days ago. Quorum drops to 6. Note: I enacted Bucky’s proposal before doing this, so he still got the 2DICE7 roll. Yoda 07/28/08 0
Pie Eating Contest Requirements - at least 3 VOR Available Space - 2 Start Time - 07/29/08 00:00:00 (UTC) Length - 1 day Purpose - This Party will be sent to participate in a pie eating contest. Rewards - 100 gold pieces (the prize) Penalties - 10 gold pieces (the entry fee) Other… Yoda 07/28/08 21 07/29/08
Exploring the City Requirements - at least 3 SOC Available Space - 3 Start Time - 07/30/08 00:00:00 (UTC) Length - Unknown Purpose - This party will be sent out to explore the city to find out if anyone knows where this Guardian is. Rewards - 15 XP, 15 gold pieces, and 1… Yoda 07/28/08 25 07/31/08
Left Behind We must have left arthexis on the other side of the portal. He has been inactive for 7 days and is therefore idle. Quorum stays the same. Yoda 07/27/08 0
Story Post: Taking Suggestions Add the following text to the end of rule 2.14 “Store”:  Any Adventurer who is not part of a Party that has begun its task may sell an Item that is in his Inventory and whose Cost is not “N/A” back to the store by removing the Item from his… Yoda 07/27/08 1 07/27/08
Hunting and Gathering #1 Requirements - none Available Space - 5 Start Time - 07/27/08 00:00:00 (UTC) Length - 4 Days (Until 7/31/08 00:00:00 (UTC) Purpose - This party will be sent out to hunt for food for the group, as well as help make the city they are staying near a better place.… Yoda 07/25/08 10 07/30/08
Where’d he go? Seeking must have fallen asleep in the woods because he has been inactive for 7 days and is therefore idle. Yoda 07/23/08 1 07/23/08
I’ll go first Requirements - none Available Space - 2 Start Time - 07/24/08 5:00:00 (UTC) Length - Not Known Purpose - This party will be sent through the door first in order to find a safe place to camp inside. Rewards - 15 XP and 1 Apple Penalties - 10 gold pieces… Yoda 07/22/08 42 07/25/08
The Translation is Complete Read on for a detailed story or read the Quest Journal for an overview of what happened. Yoda 07/21/08 1 07/21/08
Down and Out Zeofar has been inactive for 7 days, so he has gone idle. Yoda 07/19/08 1 07/19/08
Scouting Party Needed Requirements - none Available Space - 3 Start Time - 20/07/08 0:00:00 (UTC) Length - Not Known Purpose - This party will be sent to find out what this mysterious place is. Rewards - 10 XP and 10 gold pieces Penalties - 15 gold pieces Other - If you decide… Yoda 07/18/08 22 07/19/08
The Test One minute, you are sitting comfortably in your homes. The next, you are standing in the middle of a massive circular room with a high vaulted ceiling, stone walls, and cobblestone floors. The walls are riddled with wooden plank doors with metal frames, each inscribed with the name of a… Yoda 07/18/08 33 07/22/08
Lost Devenger has been inactive for 7 days, so he has gone idle. Quorum drops to 7. Yoda 07/17/08 0
Ascension Address: Let the Games Begin! Greetings, Adventurers. You have been chosen as champions of your respective races to take on this epic adventure. This quest will test your skills, courage, and teamwork to the limits. Sadly, this will be my last direct correspondence with all of you; therefore, I have appointed one among you to… Yoda 07/09/08 4 07/09/08
Another Lost in Space Zeofar has been inactive for 7 days, so he has gone idle. Quorum is now 4. Yoda 07/08/08 0
Lost in Space Arthexis has been lost to the endless depths of space for 7 days now. Quorum has dropped to 4 as we mourn the loss of our former comrade-in-arms. Yoda 07/03/08 0
Need Help From Two People If two people here want to see me win this dynasty, I need one to demolish the word “nothing” in “Space Girder” and one to add a period, as I have already used my daily construction. Rodlen should not be a problem seeing as he too has already used his… Yoda 07/02/08 8 07/02/08
Contain The Cult of Loki: They Have Struck! The Cult of Loki has just been spotted playing massive amounts of practical jokes and causing mass chaos. They need to be contained immediately or else who knows what else they could do…. Yoda 06/15/08 5 06/17/08
Training Piloting: Introductory Course Calling all new pilots. This is an introduction to piloting. Any who wish to become a pilot should join. Sadly, however, I will not be joining you, as I have decided to instead take the bombadier path. Yoda 06/08/08 6 06/10/08
Training Gunnery: First Try Calling all bombadiers-in-training. If you want to have a chance to man the spacecraft weaponry, here is your chance to start on that road. This is an entry-level course in gunnery, specially designed to give you an overview in the basics of weapons training. Yoda 06/01/08 5 06/02/08