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right at the buzzer! |
i idle; quorum drops to 4. i liked blaseball, and the sight of giolitti’s name in the opening proposal made me quite excited! but an urgent life situation came up — you know how it goes sometimes. i’ll probably be back in a dynasty or two! |
lemon |
09/10/23 |
3 |
09/12/23 |
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Story Post:
That Was Fast! |
With the following Agendas, lendunistus has achieved victory: You have a combined total of Housing and Valves that’s greater than all other Machinists’ Housing and Valves totals combined, and a majority of Machinists have non-zero Housing and non-zero Valves. You have been in Lockdown while holding at least 14 baubles… |
lemon |
08/02/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Time’s Passage, Day 6 |
The Great Machine is limping its way across the ice plains. Though it’s moving much too slowly to reach its destination today — the System of Motion remains heavily damaged, and the strain of moving is damaging connected mechanisms in Control — it’s thankfully able to avoid getting caught and… |
lemon |
08/02/23 |
1 |
08/02/23 |
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Story Post:
Time’s Passage, Day 5 |
On the surface of the frozen sea, the Great Machine rests in disrepair. The situation within continues to deteriorate rapidly: not a single megasystem is fully intact, the System of Motion is well on its way to being destroyed — stranding us here — and public panic has reached a… |
lemon |
07/31/23 |
1 |
08/02/23 |
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Story Post:
Time’s Passage, Day 3 |
After a few days’ standstill, the Great Machine has begun lumbering forth toward the Ice Plains. While passing through the outskirts of the dead city, one of the Machine’s legs fell through into a sinkhole, jostling loose a seal on a gas line passing through the System of Dwelling. If… |
lemon |
07/29/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Time’s Passage, Day 2 |
The Great Machine remains idle in the dead city, perched above a tangle of icy streets. There were a lot of damage reports, today: the paint on a navigational diagram in the System of Motion was found scratched to illegibility, the bitter cold is wearing away at the insulatory sealant… |
lemon |
07/28/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Time’s Passage: Day 1 |
The Great Machine idles in a dead city no-one can recall the name of. After passing through a thicket of skeletal high rises, the Great Machine needs external plating to be repaired in the Systems of Motion and Control. Today in the Flea Market, Housing is priced the highest, while… |
lemon |
07/27/23 |
5 |
07/28/23 |
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Story Post:
Initialisation is Complete! |
the following Agendas were deleted for the sake of fairness, as required in the first step of the Initialisation Phase Two atomic action: The current Destination is non-empty and appears in three different Graffiti nearby to a Machinist in the System of Motion, while no Graffiti nearby to that Machinist… |
lemon |
07/27/23 |
0 |
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Ascension Address:
Welcome, My Son; Welcome to the Machine |
When Leon was 9 years old, his teacher told him and the rest of his class: “The System of Motion consists of the perpetual motion engine which powers the Great Machine, as well as its electrical network and locomotive functions. It is without question the most important of the three… |
lemon |
07/06/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Disruption Report: lemon gained some Matterium |
> Gaining Matterium (Disruption: 1 Potency + 3 Suspicion = 4 Disruption) > Matterium Smuggling (Disruption: 3 Potency + 3 Suspicion = 6 Disruption) |
lemon |
07/05/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Disruption Report: lemon Mindjacked |
Disruption: 7 Potency + 3 Suspicion = 10 Disruption |
lemon |
07/05/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Mindjacking: Gigantic Glowing Grey Figure |
The stars of Lupis will guide me. |
lemon |
07/05/23 |
3 |
07/05/23 |
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Story Post:
Symbol Name Reveal |
I can’t hide; in the inverted tesselation grid, careful movement creates deafening noise, and being out of sight makes one easier to find. So I run. Left behind me is a conspicuous trail. Tiny fragments of a Jewel are scattered throughout the latticework of Tier 7. |
lemon |
07/05/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Mindjacking: Small Shadowy White Tower |
The stars of Lupis will guide me. |
lemon |
07/04/23 |
3 |
07/04/23 |
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Story Post:
Mindjacking: Small Shadowy White Tower |
The stars of Lupis will guide me. |
lemon |
07/04/23 |
1 |
07/04/23 |
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Story Post:
Symbol Name Reveal |
The Spectrographers have caught a glimpse of me on an aura reader. I’m now listed on wanted signs across the Wall as having a Cyan aura. |
lemon |
07/04/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Psychic Ping: Level 6 |
A psychic wave rings out above the Wall, carrying with it a subconscious tinge of guilt implantation. |
lemon |
07/03/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Disruption Report: lemon Superencrypted |
Disruption: 5 Potency + 10 Suspicion = 15 Disruption |
lemon |
07/03/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Superencrypting |
lemon and JonathanDark have been connected to a node of the Post Singularity Consciousness, encrypting their data! |
lemon |
07/03/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Hunter/Seeker |
After a somewhat fumbled encryption maneuver, I return to the intelligence hub. No word back from the last algorithm yet. I provide my instructions for the next two Hunter/Seekers and, a bit frazzled, quickly move on. Hunter Criterion: Object [Tower] Hunter Criterion: Home Tier [7] Seeker Criterion: Occupancy Tier [6]… |
lemon |
07/01/23 |
1 |
07/02/23 |
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Story Post:
Disruption Report |
> Changed my occupancy Tier to Tier 2 (1 Potency + 8 Suspicion = 9 Disruption) > Superencrypted myself and JonathanDark (5 Potency + 8 Suspicion = 13 Disruption) |
lemon |
07/01/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Actually Superencrypting |
lemon and JonathanDark have been connected to a node of the Post Singularity Consciousness, encrypting their data! |
lemon |
07/01/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Disruptiveness Report: lemon Changed her Occupancy Tier to 3 |
Disruptiveness: 1 Potency + 8 Suspicion = 9 Disruptiveness |
lemon |
07/01/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Disruptiveness Report: lemon Superencrypted |
Disruptiveness: 5 Potency + 8 Suspicion = 13 Disruptiveness |
lemon |
07/01/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Superencrypting |
lemon and JonathanDark have been connected to a node of the Post Singularity Consciousness, encrypting their data! |
lemon |
07/01/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Disruptiveness Report: lemon Changed her Occupancy Tier to 3 |
Disruptiveness: 1 Potency + 8 Suspicion = 9 Disruptiveness |
lemon |
06/30/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Psychic Ping: Level 6 |
Psyonic signals reverberate through the Wall. It’s obvious that it’s happening, but less obvious is its origin. Can they trace it back to me? |
lemon |
06/30/23 |
0 |
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Disruptiveness Report: lemon 29/06/23 |
> Changed my Occupancy Tier to Tier 2 (Disruptiveness: 1 Potency + 5 Suspicion = 6) > Launched a Hunter/Seeker (Disruptiveness: 5 Potency + 5 Suspicion = 10) |
lemon |
06/29/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Hunter/Seeker |
I make my way to an intelligence hub and begin bargaining with the resident branch of the global superintelligence. This is a bit nerve-wracking — I can feel the Wall’s surveillance system crawling through all of the data I send downstream, and all of the sensory data I receive back… |
lemon |
06/29/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Astromantic Ritual: Tier 6 |
This time, when I return to the alley where I met with my Techno-Witch contact, I realise the entire city is empty and decrepit. How did this happen? How long ago was I last here? After traversing the higher planes of reality, I feel out of touch with the world… |
lemon |
06/29/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Mindjacking: Gigantic Reflective Magenta Figure |
The stars of Felina will guide me. |
lemon |
06/28/23 |
1 |
06/28/23 |
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Story Post:
Mindjacking: Gigantic Spinning Onyx Figure |
The stars of Draco will guide me. |
lemon |
06/25/23 |
1 |
06/25/23 |
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Story Post:
Astromantic Ritual: Tier 6 |
Same alley, same table. The Techno-Witch expects me now, and expects my payment, too: a small hard drive full of advanced encryption algorithms from another reality. I tell her about my most recent dream — an Immense wall bisecting the supercosmos, patrolled by Shadowy spectrographers and hunter-killer security daemons running… |
lemon |
06/25/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Superencrypting |
lemon and JonathanDark have been connected to a node of the Post Singularity Consciousness, encrypting their data! |
lemon |
06/25/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Psychic Ping: Level 5 |
The psychic ping is almost completely undetectable through the cacophony of the sonic waveform ocean. With the neuroelectric formula I learned in Tier 3, however, I can sift through the noise to hear the psyonic resonance. |
lemon |
06/22/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Astromantic Ritual: Tier 5 |
In a darkened alley, on a plastic folding table, I meet with a Techno-Witch and pay in stolen high-grade circuit boards. I tell her about a dream I had recently — an ocean made of soundwaves, populated by advanced squid-like beings. I ask her if, in the world of my… |
lemon |
06/22/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Mindjacking: Gigantic Glowing Grey Figure |
The stars of Lupis will guide me. |
lemon |
06/19/23 |
1 |
06/20/23 |
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Psychic Ping |
My level is 4. From deep within the protoplasmic quantum soup, a psychic ping emanates. |
lemon |
06/17/23 |
2 |
06/18/23 |
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Story Post:
Mindjacking: Microscopic Reflective Cyan Figure |
The stars of Leonis will guide me. |
lemon |
06/16/23 |
1 |
06/17/23 |
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Story Post:
Mindjacking: Microscopic Reflective Cyan Figure |
The stars of Leonis will guide me. |
lemon |
06/15/23 |
2 |
06/15/23 |
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Story Post:
Superencrypting |
lemon have been connected to a node of the Post Singularity Consciousness, encrypting their data! |
lemon |
06/15/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Mindjacking: Microscopic Reflective Cyan Figure |
The stars of Leonis will guide me. |
lemon |
06/13/23 |
3 |
06/13/23 |
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Story Post:
Mindjacking: Microscopic Reflective White Figure |
The stars of Leonis will guide me. |
lemon |
06/12/23 |
1 |
06/12/23 |
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Story Post:
Mindjacking: Microscopic Spinning Grey Jewel |
The stars of Ursida will guide me. |
lemon |
06/11/23 |
1 |
06/11/23 |
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Story Post:
Mindjacking: Small Shadowy Grey Jewel |
The stars of Ursida will guide me. |
lemon |
06/10/23 |
1 |
06/10/23 |
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Story Post:
Mindjacking: Small Shadowy Grey Jewel |
The stars of Leonis will guide me. |
lemon |
06/08/23 |
1 |
06/09/23 |
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Story Post:
Mindjacking: Microscopic Blurry Cyan Star |
stars aren’t supposed to be that small, that blurry, or that particular shade of blue. i have a sneaking suspicion that this one might be… up to something. |
lemon |
06/04/23 |
1 |
06/04/23 |
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Story Post:
Mindjacking: Candela Watts |
Perusing the shelves in a mysterious antiques shop, wearing a chrome windbreaker and an AR headset. She turns over a hard drive whose casing bears faded warding runes. Could it be? |
lemon |
06/01/23 |
1 |
06/02/23 |
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too lemon, too late |
i would like to be unidled, please! looking at the wiki, i’m quite sad that i missed the Battlebots Dynasty, that sounds very up my alley. |
lemon |
05/31/23 |
2 |
06/01/23 |
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feeling much better |
i’d like to be unidled, please! |
lemon |
01/18/22 |
2 |
01/18/22 |
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idle request |
hopefully for just a few days, im sick & dont wanna slow the game down |
lemon |
12/31/21 |
1 |
12/31/21 |
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Apples and Oranges [Challenge] |
i have hidden my precious Bag in the one place no-one would look for it: a box factory! that’s right, my relic lies within the First Dynasty of Jumble. venture there if you dare, but beware the Crushers and Axes!! |
lemon |
12/10/21 |
0 |
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a trade offer |
a couple souls have voiced displeasure with this dynasty’s asymmetrical/unbalanced design. i for one think it’s very neat and exciting, and encourage everyone to keep an open mind! i understand that coming from the soul with the third greatest contribution that might sound cheap, but i really do mean it:… |
lemon |
11/28/21 |
2 |
11/28/21 |
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lemon redux |
i would like to be unidled, please! |
lemon |
09/24/21 |
1 |
09/24/21 |
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On The Run |
due to their extreme anarchist beliefs and eco-terrorist activities, the lemonfanta cell– one of the most wanted in the colony– has been the subject of a brutal crackdown. its members have been scattered and forced into hiding. fiction aside, stuff came up and i’d like to be idled. i think… |
lemon |
09/10/21 |
1 |
09/11/21 |
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ALERT: Miscommunication |
the following text was PM’d to me by the user Chiiika at 20:30 on 5/9/2021! she was in the recipients field and i alone was in the CC field. as per the rule No Collaboration, i am obliged to disclose what was discussed: There is a Unicode Zero Width Steganograph… |
lemon |
09/06/21 |
10 |
09/06/21 |
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Story Post:
Escape and Victory |
The facility head returns to work at dawn to find her head desk tampered with, wiring running up the stairwell to the rooftop, a night shift staff confused at her frustration, and two AIs’ server rooms empty and cold. She orders a thorough search of the facility’s systems for the… |
lemon |
05/11/21 |
2 |
05/11/21 |
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Mentorship Announcement: SupernovaStarbright |
Josh will be the mentor of SupernovaStarbright until the next ascension address or until June 6th, 2021 (whichever is later). |
lemon |
05/09/21 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Challenging Kevan |
Kevan is Non-Compliant. |
lemon |
04/20/21 |
1 |
04/21/21 |
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Mentorship Announcement: Jason |
pokes will be the mentor of Jason until the next ascension address or until May 13th, 2021 (whichever is later). |
lemon |
04/15/21 |
0 |
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Mentorship Announcement: Casio |
Kevan will be the mentor of Casio until the next ascension address or until May 12th, 2021 (whichever is later). |
lemon |
04/14/21 |
0 |
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Mentorship Announcement: Sylkweaver |
Brendan will be the mentor of Sylkweaver until the next ascension address or until May 12th, 2021 (whichever is later). |
lemon |
04/14/21 |
0 |
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Ascension Address:
Prometheus Project Log, 14-04-21 |
Lead Researcher Swanson reporting. Development of the Alpha Iteration artificial intelligences is on-schedule. They have only been awake a few days, and they are already beginning to take to the training datasets and reproduce similar behaviors in simulated environments. One unexpected side-effect of their neural structure has begun to reveal… |
lemon |
04/14/21 |
2 |
04/14/21 |
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formal entry announcement: lemonfanta / iris! |
hello all! i now have an account and i formally intend to become a player!! i’ve spent most of today wiki-diving and i’ve gotta say i’m real excited– i’ve wanted an opportunity to play nomic for a while, and on top of that there’s something about this old website that… |
lemon |
03/26/21 |
6 |
03/26/21 |