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Excerpt |
Author |
Date |
Total Comments |
Recent Comment |
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The Pie Shop |
A post-dynastic debrief thread. |
Josh |
04/08/25 |
9 |
04/08/25 |
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The most Meritous Nomicer is |
Kevan. |
Josh |
04/07/25 |
6 |
04/07/25 |
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Mentorship Announcement |
DoomedIdeas will be mentored by JonathanDark. |
Josh |
03/28/25 |
0 |
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Ascension Address:
Unequal Rights |
“An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics.”—Plutarch “Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are.”—Benjamin Franklin “The only thing that makes life unfair is the delusion that it should be fair.”—Steve Maraboli… |
Josh |
03/28/25 |
3 |
03/28/25 |
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Story Post:
[Deal] JonathanDark, have you heard the news about our Saviour? |
His name is Uru and he sleeps beneath the volcano. Given that your influence from this is going to double I think a 150 - 50 split between you and me is more than fair, what do you say? |
Josh |
03/26/25 |
4 |
03/26/25 |
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Story Post:
[Opportunity] |
You have the opportunity to throw a shoe at an American President. The Influence Reward for this Opportunity is 106. |
Josh |
03/25/25 |
1 |
03/25/25 |
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Story Post:
[Opportunity] |
The circus is rolling through town and is advertising to allow people to be lion tamers for a day. You get to wear the big hat and the tails, and stand in the middle of the tent telling the lions what to do. It is pretty likely that you won’t… |
Josh |
03/23/25 |
6 |
03/25/25 |
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Story Post:
[Deal] Hey JonathanDark, let’s bribe the education commissioner |
Think about it: unlimited free pens. This is a Bribe Someone Mildly Important deal. I propose a Stakes split of 22 to me, 18 to you. |
Josh |
03/20/25 |
1 |
03/20/25 |
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The Longest Ladder |
A post-dynastic chat thread. |
Josh |
03/09/25 |
19 |
03/11/25 |
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This thread has no extradition treaty with the main blog |
A retrospective thread for the Coregency of ais523 and Josh. |
Josh |
02/06/25 |
22 |
02/06/25 |
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Story Post:
Bounty Notice: Mutable Words |
I would like to offer a Bounty for proposals that either make existing Immutable rules Mutable, or which add new Mutable rules to the ruleset. Any proposal that increases the number of words in Mutable rules (protected by not more than one $ sign) in the dynastic ruleset by 250… |
Josh |
02/04/25 |
6 |
02/06/25 |
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We may want to patch the eligibility of Masterminds for Spy selections |
I have increased by Triumphs by 2, as per the instructions in the rule “Spies {I}.” |
Josh |
01/31/25 |
5 |
01/31/25 |
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Proper congratulations for Team Folk |
In the rule The Crew. Role -> Bole -> Bolk -> Folk. Josh and Habanero both gained Triumph for this play. |
Josh |
01/26/25 |
4 |
01/27/25 |
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Team Folk has scored |
In the rule The Crew. Role -> Bole -> Bolk -> Folk. NB that along the way an illegal edit to neutralise the Tools of the Trade action was reverted as that action had omitted to deal with the dollar signs at the end of the sentence. |
Josh |
01/26/25 |
14 |
01/27/25 |
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Team Rupture have scored |
Raven1207 set SingularByte’s Role to Brains. Brendan changed the ‘team’ in the Drive rule to ‘tear’. SingularByte used the power of the Brains go change ‘tear’ to its synonym, rupture. Brendan, Raven1207, SingularByte and myself all gained Triumphs for this success. |
Josh |
01/24/25 |
3 |
01/24/25 |
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Mentorship announcement |
qenya will be mentored by JonathanDark until both the current dynasty has ended and the date is past 12 February 2025. |
Josh |
01/15/25 |
1 |
01/15/25 |
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Note to all players |
As we head into the endgame, please review the Community Guidelines and take care to express yourself with appropriate respect for other players and their own view on their games. In particular I shall note that direct allegations of lying or deceit should be approached very cautiously - if the… |
Josh |
01/11/25 |
4 |
01/11/25 |
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Sluggish |
GetPunnedOn has been made idle after 7 days of inactivity. Quorum drops to 3. |
Josh |
12/30/24 |
3 |
12/30/24 |
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Race 2 Award Ceremony |
Josh received a gold medal and 4 Fame. Habanero received a silver medal and 6 Fame. JonathanDark received a Bronze medal and 2 Fame. |
Josh |
12/08/24 |
0 |
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Idling out |
Quorum drops to 5. Also open-sourcing this - anyone can feel free to use it, just keep it updated. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AF23i1NPLEvaMJDK8TBtECVOUapDhFWVS5Q6gVqI-nI/edit?usp=sharing |
Josh |
05/02/24 |
0 |
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The Darkroom |
Post-dynastic washup thread. |
Josh |
04/26/24 |
26 |
04/29/24 |
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Mentmore |
JonathanDark will act as Xebec’s mentor. |
Josh |
04/22/24 |
0 |
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Cycling out my crieria |
My old ones were: ghtws Some part of a human is depicted - aea39e80bedc4edc2068258862b2cdf68d2c66cde528f292f2748f7c314a5a5e fdwre It is nighttime - 9fed62399273a2a30a4fef81764d941884769fd8171433d2619c33bf98239a0f dsaml A non-human animal is visible - cb5f4272eaa36daaf459443eb6e0205163f8e31237b346bfadd53e5dae9a03bf zpoyt The word of the day has three vowels - fc21a867f754301c3347d71f79f6fdccf52c46de22d44687b894f0845ebcf046 |
Josh |
04/12/24 |
3 |
04/12/24 |
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The More The Mentier |
Juniper.ohyegods will be mentored by Kevan. |
Josh |
04/10/24 |
3 |
04/10/24 |
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Story Post:
Snap 027: Night Blossom |
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Josh |
04/09/24 |
5 |
04/10/24 |
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Story Post:
GUESS: Nadnavillus |
I guess that one of your private criteria is “Includes some synthetic, manufactured or man-made material”. |
Josh |
04/06/24 |
1 |
04/06/24 |
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Story Post:
Disclosure |
My previous private criteria were: 11/03 I find the photo aesthetically pleasing - 4b21f82e5a3df10ba87a9ee19ccd9c96d7cd6a5b736c8ae5d3fe9a3241af0078 There is a non-human mammal or bird in the picture - 4ea012401d0bdfa34b98ec2e69aa1df21538e773f051609e5b32ea7b4430e6a1 17/03 xzygr I find the photo aesthetically pleasing - aa723d205397f609ab984b3873785b18d541da727131b9e61b3de524dabeed8c ysfnn There is a tree in the photo - 641ab2d60309895c525d26d299e594f75ac1cd2765ab00f4c9d590d1b6170b85 fpple There is a… |
Josh |
04/02/24 |
0 |
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Changing my Private Criteria |
Here are the old ones: rdeas The photo contains colours - 00c402246ac6cf039ccff349e3c946b34aa4fee1cf015289a25edba97cdd67b6 plohj The photo is an authentic Shot - 3c5e899467470d324a619ab839dbff82cfdf3aff5983ad175bdd21113515b89b sgyra The photo is at least 1px by 1px - 8ea2133a7d67ace322ba7e2eaece3013fa8271f2b5858469d64bc30038b4ae54 lftrs The photo was posted between midnight and 23:59 - 78fa9c19feffce7fce8c693cf6a82754d1120766f2c9f2cc5b06af314ff33c8b frtkp The shot Satisfies all my other… |
Josh |
04/01/24 |
5 |
04/01/24 |
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Story Post:
GUESS: Kevan |
I guess that one of Kevan’s Private Criteria is “Was taken outside”. |
Josh |
04/01/24 |
1 |
04/01/24 |
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Story Post:
The Prestigious Guild of Awarded Outstanding Compositors |
I gain 1 Award, for Outstanding Composition. |
Josh |
04/01/24 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Snap 021: Recycle, kids |
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Josh |
04/01/24 |
6 |
04/01/24 |
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Story Post:
GUESS: Clucky |
I guess that one of Clucky’s Private Criteria is “Satisfies all of my other Private Criteria”. |
Josh |
03/27/24 |
1 |
03/27/24 |
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Story Post:
Snap 016: Man, what is this, the invasion of privacy dynasty of something |
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Josh |
03/27/24 |
5 |
03/28/24 |
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Mentorship announcement |
I will be mentoring Nadnavillus. |
Josh |
03/25/24 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Snap 010: Street Scene |
The trite is: sky, pole |
Josh |
03/19/24 |
6 |
03/20/24 |
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Story Post:
Snap 005: The Angel of Islington |
The trite is sky |
Josh |
03/12/24 |
8 |
03/17/24 |
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Story Post:
Snap 001: A Rainy London Park |
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Josh |
03/10/24 |
2 |
03/11/24 |
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Ascension Address:
The Sequel |
As any good sequel should, I’m going to stick to the formula that worked the last time: no narrative pre-amble, just an acknowledgement that Spring is here, in the Northern hemisphere at least, and so it’s a good time to go outside and take in the beauty of the world.… |
Josh |
03/09/24 |
2 |
03/09/24 |
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Look Upon My Works |
Post-dynastic washup. I liked this ruleset in the end. Only thing it needed was a few more committed players. |
Josh |
03/09/24 |
2 |
03/09/24 |
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Look Upon My Works |
After 4 days of inactivity, and having idled by timeout in the last dynasty, naught is made idle. Quorum drops to 3. |
Josh |
02/29/24 |
1 |
02/29/24 |
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No Private Communications declaration |
There was a brief window between Rubbelt joining the game and me being appointed their Mentor in which we communicated privately, when they accidentally sent me their Serf Allocation instead of JonathanDark. I did not respond to the substance of this communication and instead forwarded it to JD. I have… |
Josh |
02/23/24 |
2 |
02/23/24 |
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Slower Roll |
If Proposal: Best Castles to Live In 2024 was not enacted then this proposal has no effect. In the rules Reputation and Waves, change all instances of the number 5 to the number 2. |
Josh |
02/22/24 |
3 |
02/22/24 |
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Cycling down |
A dynastic washup thread |
Josh |
02/14/24 |
6 |
02/14/24 |
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Logging off |
Naught becomes idle after 7 days of inactivity. Quorum drops to 3. |
Josh |
02/07/24 |
6 |
02/09/24 |
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Idling out (again) |
Lest I be a drag on quorum (which is, nevertheless, unchanged). |
Josh |
01/14/24 |
0 |
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Choose Life |
Forest idles out after 9 days of inactivity. Quorum is unchanged. |
Josh |
12/30/23 |
0 |
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Lying in State |
Post-dynastic discussion thread. Please proceed around the coffin at a sombre but not unnecessarily slow pace; strictly no maudlin wailing. |
Josh |
12/20/23 |
10 |
12/20/23 |
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Look Upon My Works |
Idling out. I think this one got too mired in positional / ‘golden rule’ style play without enough care having been taken to build a game first, and I can’t find a way to care about winning a game that doesn’t seem to palpably exist yet. Quorum unchanged. |
Josh |
12/07/23 |
2 |
12/07/23 |
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Too Duel, Too Fateous |
This one isn’t grabbing me. See you on the next go round. Quorum drops to 5. |
Josh |
10/18/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Closing time |
After a long, tiring day, the humble bookkeeper flips the sign on the door to “closed”. Running his gnarled old finger down the accounts ledger, he gives an occasional raised eyebrow, dusty sigh, or dry harrumph. Finally, he writes four names on the back of a discarded betting slip. The… |
Josh |
10/14/23 |
1 |
10/15/23 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 13 October |
On 13 October the following sporting events took place: A game of Giolitti was played between DiFieri and Carpino. Di Fieri had a Pocket of 50 while Carpino had a pocket of 41, but the Grand Canal was Devil, so Carpino was declared the winner. A Blogbots bout took place… |
Josh |
10/13/23 |
1 |
10/13/23 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 12 October |
On 12th October: A Boxing match took place between Alicia “Thunder City Cobra” Woo and Wild Man Danny Bannister. Wild Man Danny Bannister was knocked out in the 11th round and Alicia “Thunder City Cobra” Woo was awarded the win. A Blogbots match took place between Hard Hat and CarolAIna… |
Josh |
10/12/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 11 October |
On 11 October: Scaletti played against DiFieri at Giolitti. Scaletti’s pocket of 49 beat Di Fieri’s 42, but the Grand Canal was Death, so the game was declared to be a draw. A ClingBoom match took place. Laser Mideg was killed in round 3, Cheesecutter Purplebeard in round 5, and… |
Josh |
10/11/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 10 October |
On 10 October, Penanggalan Hall met Ichneumon Hall at Nomich. Ichneumon Hall won, 64 to 51. On 10 October, The Killing Joke faced Bad Door at Blogbots.The Killing Joke was trashed after 19 rounds, leaving Bad Door the winner. Clucky won Readies for a bet on this event. |
Josh |
10/10/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 9 October |
On 9 October, a Blogbots match took place between BAD and Credit Score: F. Credit Score: F was trashed after 21 rounds, leaving BAD the winner. Clucky won Readies for a bet on this Event. On 9 October, a Giolitti match took place between Micheli and Di Fieri. The Grand… |
Josh |
10/09/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 8 October |
On 8th October, a ClingBoom match took place. Cheesecutter Purplebeard and Laser Mideg were both knocked out in the fourth round; Acid Yoda and Buzzsaw Darth Cliche were both taken out by a Stickybomb in the fifth. The result was a draw. On 8th October, a Boxing match took place… |
Josh |
10/08/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 7 October |
On 7 October, a Clingboom match took place between Cheesecutter Purplebeard, Buzzsaw Darth Cliche, Laser Mideg and Acid Yoday. Laser Mideg won after 7 rounds. JonathanDark and Clucky both won Readies on this bet. On 7 October a Boxing match took place between Wild Man Danny Bannister and Roberto “Silver… |
Josh |
10/07/23 |
2 |
10/07/23 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 6 October |
On 5 October Gothmog Hall met Penanggalan Hall at Nomich. Penanggalan Hall won, 56-64. On 6 October The Killing Joke played Bad Door at Blogbots. Bad Door won, trashing Killing Joke in 25 rounds. |
Josh |
10/06/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 4 October |
On 4 October Credit Score: F played against Ducktank at Blogbots. Credit Score: F was trashed after 25 rounds of play. Ducktank wins. JonathanDark wins Readies from this event. |
Josh |
10/04/23 |
1 |
10/05/23 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 3 October |
On 2 October, a ClingBoom match occured with a line-up of Acid Yoda vs Laser Mideg vs Buzzsaw Darth Cliche vs Cheesecutter Purplebeard. Buzzsaw Darth Cliche won. On 3 October Bandersnatch Hall played Gothmog Hall at Nomich. Bandersnatch Hall scored 53 to Gothmog Hall’s 52. Bandersnatch Hall won. Clucky won… |
Josh |
10/03/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 1 October |
On 1 October, Wild Man Danny Bannister played Rebekka “The Sandman” Dante at Boxing. Rebekka “The Sandman” Dante knocked out Wild Man Danny Bannister in 18 rounds, and thus wins. |
Josh |
10/01/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 30 September |
On 30 September Carpino played Micheli at Giolitti. The Grand Canal was Devil and Carpino had a pocket of 54 to Micheli’s 37. With the Devil rule in effect, Micheli won. Bucky won 9 Readies and Clucky won 72 Readies from their respective bets. |
Josh |
09/30/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 29 September |
On 27th September, Ichneumon Hall played Penanggalan Hall at Nomich. The score was 51-66 and so Penanggalan Hall won. On 28th September, Ducktank played Hard Hat at BlogBots. Ducktank was knocked out by TKO in turn 16. Hard Hat won. Bucky won 11 Readies and Kevan won 55 Readies from… |
Josh |
09/29/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 26 September |
On September 25th a Clingboom match took place. The traps triggered were Acid, Acid, Cheesecutter, Acid, Acid. Acid Yoda won. On September 26th a Gilitti match took place. Micheli’s Pocket contained 0, 12, 7, 9, 5, 1, 4. Di Fieri’s Pocket contained 11, 3, 6, 8, 10, 13, 2. The… |
Josh |
09/26/23 |
2 |
09/27/23 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 24 September |
On 23rd September Bandersnatch Hall played Gothmog Hall at Nomich. Bandersnatch Hall drew 8H, QH, JC, 10C, JS, AH, 3C. Gothmog Hall drew JH, 7S, KC, 7H, 10H, 6H, QD. Gothmog Hall won with the final score 60-74. On 24th September Di Fieri played Scaletti at Giolitti. Di Fieri’s Pocket… |
Josh |
09/24/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 22 September |
On 21st September, Gothmog Hall played Ichneumon Hall at Nomich. The hands dealt were as follows: Gothmog 2C, 5C, 8D, 8C, 6D, KS, KH; Ichneumon JC, 7C, 2H, 8S, AC, 5H, 3D. Gothmog won with a score of 55 to 45. On 22nd September, Micheli played Paparoni at Giolitti. Micheli’s… |
Josh |
09/22/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 20 September |
On 19 September The Killing Joke won against Credit Score F at Blogbot, 15 to 11. No random selections were made. On 20 September Di Fieri and Scaletti drew at Giolitti, 39 to 39. The Grand Canal was Star. |
Josh |
09/20/23 |
3 |
09/20/23 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 18 September |
On 18 September the Bloggbot Master Generator determines a 13 round game, with 🐈 The Aristocrats 🐈 first up to pitch. It was a fast-paced and high-scoring game, with Brawny Bloggers on both teams finding plenty of gaps between the defences of the Pitcher teams. At the final gong, 🐈… |
Josh |
09/18/23 |
4 |
09/18/23 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 17 September |
On 16 September I. O. Yoo, fresh off of finding a buyer for his $4.2m listing in the Malibu Hills, sauntered into the ring with the swagger of a champion, ready to defend his heavyweight belt! The crowd went wild - furious boos mixed with a smattering of lusty cheers… |
Josh |
09/17/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 15 September |
On 14th September the big match in the Achepelagic League was between Ducktank and Dark Lord. Ducktank is a crowd favourite, a ranged specialist who isn’t too shabby at melee either, while Dark Lord is a capable all-rounder with a musly chassis. Ducktank was drawn the 4 position which puts… |
Josh |
09/15/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 13 September |
On 13 September, the BlogBot Archepelaic League returned! Opening the new season is The Killing Joke vs Hard Hat, which is a little mystifying as we all thought Hard Hat’s pilot was made into a human sacrifice at the end of the last season. But that’s Blogbots for you! Always… |
Josh |
09/13/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 12 September |
On 12 September the four eternally-reincarnated Gladiators of the ClingBoom arena met for the 4,816th time. Acid Yoda couldn’t get a look in, falling swiftly behind to a laser trap and an arena buzzsaw before being taken out by a slicing cheesecutter. Cheesecutter Purplebeard did slightly better, holding on to… |
Josh |
09/12/23 |
0 |
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NOTICE: Form Sheet |
The Form Sheet has been updated with Participants. |
Josh |
09/11/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 11 September |
The Giolitti Masters game for 10 September and the Soccernomic World Cup game for 11 September were both cancelled due to unidentifiable players. The games forecast for 12/09 onwards are not due to take place, due to new technology allowing for player identification having been invented. |
Josh |
09/11/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 09 September |
On 9 September a scheduled ClingBoom match was cancelled due to ongoing quantum uncertainty regarding the identity of the competitors. |
Josh |
09/09/23 |
1 |
09/09/23 |
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Story Post:
Results Post 08 September |
On 7 September a game was held in the Giolitti Grand Masters Series, which was inconclusive. On 7 September a game was held in the Giolitti Grand Masters Series, in which Paparoni beat Carpino. |
Josh |
09/08/23 |
0 |
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Ascension Address:
And they’re off! |
Throughout the ruleset change District to Punter and City to Bookie. Change the Dynastic Tracking page to Betting Shop. |
Josh |
09/04/23 |
0 |
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Activity Report: Tier 1 |
There’s been a scandal - the High Star Chamber of the Esoteric Corporation of Scryers has disclosed that last month they discovered that one of their senior executives was an Avatar, probably from as many as two to three Tiers above our Techno-Witch Reality. Security will be tight but it’s… |
Josh |
07/05/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 1 |
A scientist on one of the outer rim colonies claims to have invented a perpetual motion device, but she also says that she doesn’t know how, only that the steps appear to be perfectly replicable. It all brings the Impossible Drive back to mind, of course, but glitches do happen.… |
Josh |
07/04/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Observatory Report |
On 29 June, Neptune crossed the cusp of Lupis On 29 June, Mars was in retrograde during the sign of Avis On 29 June, Mercury moved into Cetus On 1 July there were 10 Avatars Small Shadowy White Tower has been reprogrammed Gigantic Glowing Grey Figure has been reprogrammed Small… |
Josh |
07/04/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 1 |
He’s the perfect politician, but what is he actually saying? If you really concentrate on his words it’s not just that he isn’t saying anything, it’s that some of the words just don’t make sense - they’re out of context, or the syntax is weird, or just a completely unrelated… |
Josh |
07/03/23 |
2 |
07/03/23 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 1 |
Someone is talking abot building a supercomputer so large that it can simulate an entire universe, that people will be able to inhabit using virtual reality technology. Could just be the natural endpoint of any society that knows that it is itself simulated, or it could be a sophisticated Matterium… |
Josh |
07/02/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 1 |
We just saw a guy walking around with a walkman, a neon shell-suit and a bright orange visor. Could be cosplay! Could be a tourist who doesn’t know the difference between retro-futurist reality and techno-witch reality. They are VERY DIFFERENT AESTHETICS. Grey Large Magenta Shadowy Glowing Large Disc Disc Jewel… |
Josh |
07/01/23 |
2 |
07/01/23 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 6 |
I saw someone today whole spectral aura was green. Just green. Not hypervert, not chromalime, not even an n-dimensional tealsselation grid. Just green. Who doesn’t know how to make their spectral aura hypervert? A new trend maybe? Blurry Disc Microscopic Grey Shadowy Reflective Gigantic Figure Onyx Onyx Microscopic Disc Cetus… |
Josh |
06/30/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 1 |
Spectrographer Guild discipline seems to have broken down completely and now Mindjackers are pouring back through whatever reality jump points they can find. The amount of data is almost overhwhelming… Shadowy Small Large Blurry Grey Reflective Tower White Large Onyx Disc Disc Can Leonis help you make sense of this? |
Josh |
06/29/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 1 |
As the reality-wide Spectographer Guild lockdown reaches its 4th day, Mindjackers are starting to chaff and perhaps some of them are getting careless. What started as a bar scuffle ended up with pocket tachyon diffusers being drawn - but to the best of the knowledge of anyone in Tier 1,… |
Josh |
06/29/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 4 |
The temperature in the cosmic soup just increased system-wide by 0.0001 Kelvin. It might not sound like much but for a reality-sized soup to increase by a uniform temperature in one go is… unusual. Perhaps, as Day 3 of the reality-wide lockdown continues, the Spectrographer’s Guild is focusing its resources?… |
Josh |
06/29/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 1 |
Day 2 of the reality-wide lockdown. This morning an old lady buying groceries was bundled into the back of a van that left five-dimensional exhaust fumes; a converted Matterium engine? Glowing Magenta Immense Tower Blurry White Small Grey Spinning Star Immense Star The stars of Felina snine in the night. |
Josh |
06/29/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 4 |
Today the Spectrographer’s Guild announced that they were flooding the Tiers to search for the lower-reality intelligencies that were attempting to Ascend. Everyone is laying low but perhaps that’s making the Spectographers themselves easier to spot… Is this mass of protein bubbles on Tier 4 a naturally occuring phenomenon, or… |
Josh |
06/29/23 |
0 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 6 |
The entity has a spectrail of purple and pink in a zone where red and blue are usually favoured. A statement, or just a sloppy mistake by a careless visitor? Gigantic Shadowy Reflective Tower Tower Microscopic White Small Reflective Magenta White Star Lupis redshifts hazily into view. |
Josh |
06/29/23 |
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Activity Report: Tier 4 |
One of the single-celled organisms in the soup is trying to absorb another in an attempt to become multi-cellular. This is a hard taboo on this level; the protoplasmic police swooped in but the cell in question had fully dissolved by the time they got there. A mundane criminal, or… |
Josh |
06/28/23 |
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Story Post:
Observatory Report |
Gigantic Reflective Cyan Figure was found mysteriously dead in Tier 5 At 10h47 on 20 June there were 9 Avatars Gigantic Blurry White Jewel was incongruous under the stars of Panthera Immense Glowing Cyan Star was incongruous under the stars of Serpenta |
Josh |
06/27/23 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 3 |
All of the minds in the dreamscape shift uncomfortably as a high-pitched sound - one that they don’t have the receptors to fully experience - cuts through, like metal being torn by hand. Onyx Magenta Jewel Gigantic Figure White Immense Blurry Glowing Tower Glowing Immense Draco guides you. |
Josh |
06/27/23 |
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06/27/23 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 1 |
A prophet has gathered a following preaching that horoscopes are not the way in which the random seed of the universe is to be interpreted, but actually Myers-Briggs types are, and that society should be ordered into rigorous castes in which ENTPs are afforded all wealth and status while ISFJs… |
Josh |
06/26/23 |
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Psychic noise |
Chiiika becomes idle after 8 days of inactivity. Quorum drops to 3. |
Josh |
06/25/23 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 3 |
There has been an outbreak of mundanity in the Dreamscape. A whole sector where the dreams they have are prosaic - dreams of a techno-witch landscape in which people are doing their washing up, or driving cars within the speed limit, or thinly slicing celery stalks. Boredom is not unheard… |
Josh |
06/25/23 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 4 |
The electric currents surging through the endless quantum soup that constitues True Reality on Tier 4 have taken to routing around a particularly dense cluster of harsh methane-producing bacteria. These bacteria seem to have been stimulated by the direct - almost directed? - development of a polyp with quantum energy… |
Josh |
06/24/23 |
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Quiescence |
Redtara decides to settle with the level of reality where they’re at, going idle after 7 days of inactivity. Quorum is unchanged. |
Josh |
06/23/23 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 3 |
A great catastrophe affects the Dreaming but the dreamers swiftly assume new configurations to bear the load. Something about the dream feels wrong, however, like an attempt is being made to somehow steer it in an unnatural direction. An aftereffect of the shock, continuing to ripple out? Or a careless… |
Josh |
06/23/23 |
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Story Post:
Activity Report: Tier 1 |
How did we lose that gravball pickup? Venus is in Orichalum and I was wearing my lucky underwear, my match-day socks AND the pendant my astrologer told me would bring me certain victory. It was that one girl on the other team… huh. Now I think about it, did she… |
Josh |
06/22/23 |
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