Monday, July 28, 2025

Monday Night

Sales

The Yard Cleaner visits Om Nom Nomic and their eye is immediately caught by The Loophole, a block of cheese with a hole running through it. Several other trucks offer similar fare, but they can’t beat Om Nom Nomic on price. Clucky takes $3.

The Lycra Cyclist parks up at the unnamed food truck. Their Falafel Wrap looks good and there’s nothing else quite like it in the yard tonight. Arthexis takes $6.

The Canadian Tourist is drawn by the stylish decor and piped classical music at Melody’s Dine and Wine, and orders the Lamb Falafel with Shiraz, a dish that nobody else is offering. They are happy to pay a premium for it, and Chiiika takes $20.

The Shutter-Shades Hipster at Pokes’ Rice and Beans isn’t entirely sure if he’s at the right place, but the Meat Mixer looks cheap. JonathanDark takes $5.

The TikTok Influencer can’t resist the neon signage at Ye Olde Lemon and considers the simple Chicken Wrap. Glancing at the much cheaper Rice and Beans menu, though, they realise that their Meat Mixer is basically the same. JonathanDark takes $5, and the influencer edits around it later.

The Tour Guide knows this area well and heads straight to The Good Food, the only place in town to get a good Pork Chop. Vovix takes $20.

The Tired Commuter goes to the truck called Truck and orders an It’s a Mystery without really reading the menu. They’ve never seen anything like it. Eternalservererror takes $20.

The Postal Worker heads to Shish-Kababa for a Salad Dressing and Cheese, which no other truck is offering. Trapdoorspyder takes $20.

The Junior Doctor heads to Bat Snacks and orders a Joker’s Smiling Swine without removing their facemask. Darknight takes $11.

The Saxophone Busker takes a break at one of the Pokes’ Rice and Beans franchises and orders a Brown Rice. It’s a hipsterish name for what’s basically a beef salad, but it’s good food, and cheap. DoomedIdeas takes $3.

The Death Metal Fan stops at the Finest Grill for a Halloumi Wrap. It’s amazingly cheap for something that you can’t get anywhere else. Applebane takes $1.

The Low Level Gangster pushes to the front of the queue at Aria’s Aromatics to order a Meeeaaaaatttt, pays from a roll of $100 bills and departs in a hurry. Aria takes $18.

The Guerrilla Gardener has heard great things about the food at Bite Me, but when they see the price on the Claggymouth they double back and get a Riddle Roll from Bat Snacks instead. Darknight takes $5.

Menus

Finest Grill (Applebane)

Lamb Shawarma Wrap - Lamb, Salad, Wrap - $2
Chicken Shawarma Wrap - Chicken, Salad, Wrap - $2
Falafel Wrap - Falafel, Salad, Wrap - $1
Halloumi Wrap - Cheese, Salad, Wrap - $1
Mixed Grill - Lamb, Chicken, Halloumi - $3
Aria’s Aromatics (Aria)

"Meeeaaaaatttt" / Beef, Lamb, Pork / 18
"Nothing Wrap" / Sauce, Cheese, Wrap / 3
"Falafe-Bowl" / Falafel, Salad, Sauce / 8
"Chicken & Cheese" / Chicken, Cheese, Sauce / 7
"The Wheel" / Cheese / 12
- (Arthexis)

| Dish Name             | Ingredients            | Price |
| --------------------- | ---------------------- | ----- |
| Falafel Wrap          | Falafel, Wrap, Sauce   | $6   |
| Lamb Pita             | Lamb, Wrap, Salad      | $8   |
| Chicken Mezze Platter | Chicken, Salad, Cheese | $7   |
| Beef Souvlaki         | Beef, Sauce, Cheese    | $7   |
| Vegetarian Mezze      | Falafel, Salad, Cheese | $5   |
Melody's Dine and Wine (Chiiika)

Grilled Pork Wrap with Red Wine: Pork, Sauce, Wrap; $20
Lamb Falafel with Shiraz: Lamb, Falafel, Sauce; $20
Cheesily Meats with White Wine: Lamb, Pork, Cheese; $20
Chicken Wrap served with Salad and Pinot Noir: Chicken, Wrap, Salad; $20
Flavoured Beef with Cheese Fries and Brandy: Beef, Cheese, Sause; $20
Om Nom Nomic (Clucky)

The Loophole: Cheese. $3
Suber's Supreme Salad: Falafal, Salad, Cheese. $8
Ascension  Address: Beef, Sauce, Wrap. $10
Call For Judgement: Cheese, Sauce, Wrap. $12
The Veto: (empty list) $19
Bat Snacks (Darknight)

Dark Knight Bite: beef, wrap, cheese $9
Batwing Salad: chicken, cheese, salad $6
The Gotham: lamb, sauce, salad $6
Riddle Roll: falafel, wrap, cheese $5
Joker’s Smiling Swine: pork, sauce, cheese $11
Pokes' Rice and Beans (DoomedIdeas)

White Rice - Chicken, Wrap, and Cheese - $3
Brown Rice - Beef, Salad, and Sauce - $3
Black Beans - Pork, Falafel, and Sauce - $3
Baked Beans - Lamb, Falafel, and Wrap - $3
Beans and Rice - Beef, Chicken, and Lamb - $1
Truck (eternalservererror)

Cheeseburger Salad: Beef, Salad 20
Meat Lover’s Kebab: Chicken, Lamb, Pork 20
Cup of Sauce: Sauce 20
Block of Cheese: Cheese 20
It’s a Mystery: Lamb, Falafel, Cheese 20
Pokes' Rice and Beans (JonathanDark)

Name: Belly of the Beasts, Ingredients: Beef, Pork, Wrap Price: $5
Name: Farmhand, Ingredients: Beef, Chicken, Cheese, Price: $5
Name: Meat Mixer, Ingredients: Chicken, Falafel, Wrap Price: $5
Name: Feeling Falafel, Ingredients: Falafel, Salad, Cheese, Price: $5
Name: Meat Mania, Ingredients: Beef, Chicken, Pork Price: $5
Bite Me (Josh)

The Wet Mess: Pork, Lamb, and Sauce - $20
Beef and Dairy Network: Beef, Cheese, and Falafel - $20
Ole Boring: Chicken, Salad, and Wrap - $5
Baa Baa Wet Sheep: Lamb, Cheese, and Sauce - $20
Claggymouth: Falafel, Wrap, and Cheese - $20
Ye Olde Lemon (Nolemeldo)

Chicken wrap: wrap, falafel, chicken (20$)
That other wrap: sauce, wrap, pork (20$)
Just cheese: cheese (18$)
(Probably) vegan wrap: salad, sauce, wrap (20$)
Shish-kababa (Trapdoorspyder)

Salad dressing and Cheese: Sauce, Cheese, $20
The Good Food (Vovix)

Pork Chops (Pork) - $19

Comments

JonathanDark: he/him

28-07-2025 15:21:50 UTC

I really like the flavour text around this report. I hope it continues, but considering the number of players, it might not be sustainable, which would be a shame.

Kevan: Yard he/him

28-07-2025 16:03:57 UTC

A correction: The Good Food charged the Tour Guide $19 for a Pork Chop, as per their menu, not $20.

eternalservererror:

28-07-2025 16:39:05 UTC

Yes, well done with the commentary. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

aria: she/they

28-07-2025 16:50:27 UTC

me as well :D

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