Tuesday, February 13, 2024

Story Post: Newsletter 13.02

Greetings, Agent.

You may have heard rumors of law enforcement investigations into our operation. Rest assured, there is no cause for alarm.

Your identity is safe and all communications with the mainframe are securely encrypted. We are operating at threat level blue.

Carry on, and godspeed.

Agent Rankings
1. 244.136.36.185
2. 86.231.164.94
3. 79.169.89.222
4. 30.174.169.86

New Clients
EmanuelGoldstein

4 shell commands were resolved in the last clock cycle.

Comments

Zack: he/him

13-02-2024 15:12:11 UTC

Correction

Due to a clerical error, the correct Agent Rankings are actually as follows:
1. 244.136.36.185 and 86.231.164.94
2. 79.169.89.222
3. 30.174.169.86

Brendan: he/him

13-02-2024 15:42:05 UTC

Emanuel Goldstein? You mean Cereal Killer?

Josh: he/they

13-02-2024 15:59:44 UTC

Over many years of friendship, Brendan, I have learned that there are some very straightforward ways of getting your attention

Brendan: he/him

13-02-2024 17:30:50 UTC

:D