Monday, June 26, 2006

Story Post: The Perils of Homeowning

Elias IX, though e isn’t claustrophobic, felt cramped when e was in the infirmary.

The real estate agent told em that it would be cozy, so e got the building, because e always liked cozy things, like pillows, rabbits, fires, or any combination of the three. However, when e entered the building for the first time, e felt cheated, so e sat down and began to weep. E never thought anyone would ever cheat em, with eir good looks and charm.

Well, e swore that e would do something about it. First, e got some decorations, like a poster saying something about a Da Vinci Code. E thought that one looked cool because it had a picture of a man with bad hair and a woman with dark hair over a background of random numbers and letters. E asked the new brother, Da Vinci, if e knew anything about it, but Da Vinci was just as stumped as e was. 

Elias IX looked at the infirmary, and saw that it was good.

But it wasn’t good enough.

Well, e found a Do-It-Yourself kit in the library, which e entered with eir Abbot Key. So, e decided to make the infirmary bigger, and e did, by 50 percent!

He shouted for joy, then remembered e was in a monastery, and immediately turned it into a chant before e got in trouble.


The map changes. AG can revert it if this story post is rejected.
Move Elias IX to C-4L.
Elias IX chants at C-4L.

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