Unbridled Evil Lesson: Basic Puppy Eating with Lord Malvolo
BARHAH!
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Right, class, well. Now that I have gained control of this eager puppet, I suggest that we get started. You will each find in front of you a small adorable puppy. First, I suggest that you give it a name and ascribe to it some anthropomorphic characteristics; that will make it all the more delicious when you consume it utterly. For reference, mine is called “Headmaster”. Oh… oh dear, Thane Q, please do try to eat with your mouth closed. We may be evil, but there’s no need to be uncouth.
Purplebeard: Idle
I named my puppy Tasty. It was.