Friday, July 14, 2006

A Suggestion to New Mothers

Knowing of the peril facing the young Friedrich Nietzsche, I made some inquiries and discovered that his mother was the last living master of the ancient martial art known as “Repelling Dinosaur”.  I suggested that she begin training her son at a young age, and as a result he appears to have survived an assault made on his life by a suspiciously familiar Dinosaur in his fourteenth year.  Perhaps this nearly lost art will experience a resurgence in the late 1800’s?

Timeline altered accordingly.

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