A Suggestion to New Mothers
Knowing of the peril facing the young Friedrich Nietzsche, I made some inquiries and discovered that his mother was the last living master of the ancient martial art known as “Repelling Dinosaur”. I suggested that she begin training her son at a young age, and as a result he appears to have survived an assault made on his life by a suspiciously familiar Dinosaur in his fourteenth year. Perhaps this nearly lost art will experience a resurgence in the late 1800’s?
Timeline altered accordingly.
