Advertisers are getting tetchy, Danny.

I don’t see why? Viewership figures are up on all previous years, engagement is through the roof and sponsorship opportunities…

All of that’s great, Danny, but the advertisers want spectacle.

Spectacle?

You know, pizzazz, razzmatazz, other words with a surprising number of z’s in them…

Embezzelment?

Danny, if you’re going to be like that then tis meeting is over.

Okay, look, you want a show? Fine. Name two Bots who haven’t fought yet, your two favourites.

Dark Lord?

I shoulda guessed you’d be a Dark Lord guy. Okay, and…?

DuckTank.

Slightly more surprising, but okay. Dark Lord and DuckTank… done. Tomorrow, 7pm, Arena Hall A. It’s prime time, baby!

Oh, you say baby too?

You bet your sweet ass. And we’re going to have obstacles at positions 8, 10 and 13 - ah, the audiences are gonna love it.