Ascension Address: Ascension Address
Ragnarök is upon us, my Valkyries, and I must say that I am somewhat disappointed in the quality of the heroes you have been providing lately. I hardly need remind you that we require spirits of warriors who have died bravely in battle to aid us in the final battle against the Jotuns. Of course, we may also be able to find good uses for various figures such as brilliant tacticians, wise rulers, celebrated philosophers, or even great artists. As usual, I’ll leave the details of the choosing up to you all, but could you pick up the pace a bit? I fear Ragnarök is mere months away….
All Dynastic Rules are repealed.
“Villager(s)” becomes “Valkyrie(s)”.
“Mayor” becomes “Allfather”.
Singular third-person pronouns become feminine when appropriate.
Hix:
Elias (or anyone else), feel free to mess with the color scheme and such. I’ve never particularly enjoyed this “privilege”.