Duel! (ominous background music)
So I stroll down to the Main Deck. There’s Josh lookin’ quite innocent and peaceful. Well, I don’t buy that for a second, I’m sure he’s up to something. A good beating will change his mind in a hurry. So I tie him to the mast and and we play “dodge the anchor”.
I don’t think he really understood the game.
Anyway, enough sport. I hear the Captain’s call for Adventure!