Friday, July 04, 2025

Story Post: Killer Expansion: Vampires Aliens Nuns

In the newest expansion to the hit board game, Global Takeover, three new factions emerge, ready to claim the world for their own. Drain your opponent’s will as hungry vampires, abduct and probe you’re way to victory as invading aliens or spread godly fear as ruler wielding nuns.

posted by JonathanDark at 04 Jul 2025 23:37:00 UTC Comments (8)

Comments

Bucky:

05-07-2025 00:38:23 UTC

Score 2 as I don’t appreciate the implications of including killer? nuns.

Also, I feel naming the expansion rather than the main game is skirting the edge of the prompt.

Darknight: he/him

05-07-2025 01:54:38 UTC

Score 3. Name wise it’s still a board game

Clucky: he/him

05-07-2025 02:37:09 UTC

Score 1. So the expansion doesn’t even tell you what game it’s an expansion of? It just declared itself to be a “killer expansion”?

Trapdoorspyder: he/him

05-07-2025 03:20:13 UTC

Score 2

Kevan: he/him

05-07-2025 10:47:50 UTC

Score 2. I guess it works as a title for an expansion for a game called “Killer”, if the flavour text is ignored.

Raven1207: he/they

05-07-2025 13:15:42 UTC

Score 5

JonathanDark: Puzzler he/him

05-07-2025 17:06:22 UTC

I feel like this would have been better as “Vampire Alien Nuns”, due to the lack of any punctuation that indicates that there are three separate forces involved. Score 2

Josh: he/they

05-07-2025 20:30:11 UTC

Score 2. I feel like this may be a team whos creativity is running on fumes.

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