BlogNomic: The First Dynasty of Desertfrog

ais523 killed me with 12 damage, and took my cloak of magic resistance.

I respawned as a wizard and one-shotted Qwazukee with my wand of cold for exactly 10 damage (after AC). I’m now wearing his leather armour.

Let’s weed out the low-level @‘s, people.

Uh, what? Rule 2.8 requires that each attacke made on another player be made on a separate story post.

It doesn’t, actually. Rule 2.8 only says that @‘s should report their attacks in (the comments to) “a new story post”. By my interpretation, this post, having recently been created, qualifies for that position.

When would this post cease to be “new”, then?

On a cosmic scale, not until Kevan’s 425235825th dynasty.

It’s a bit silly, given that inter-@ combat could easily be done entirely in the GNDT (and I assumed that was the case upon reading the rule; sorry for not reporting it, and thanks Purplebeard for reporting it for me).

I’d like to remind everyone involved in PvP that you cannot choose your role for 12 or more hours after respawning and that you do not get Kills for killing other @s.

As such, can I please un-die?

Oops. I reverted your death, repicked my role and attacked you again. 16-2=14 damage kills you.

Thank you. Gosh, can’t even kill me properly. :p

I hit Coppro for 10-2=8 damage.

I finish coppro off with 9-2=7 damage.

I hit Qwazukee for 11 and one-shot him.

I blast glopso for 9-2=7 damage, leaving em at 3. Sorry about that, but I couldn’t trade my spellbook otherwise.

I rAge quit and hit myself for 6 damage. My lifeless corpse falls to the ground as a part of me freezes off.

@glopso: As per Rule 1.9, you cannot take actions under dynastic rules during Hiatus (i.e. while there’s a pending DoV).  Reverted.

I attack glopso with 7 damage and kill him.

I attack h2g2guy for 9 damage, leaving em at 1 hp.

I punch h2g2guy for 1 damage, killing em.

I kill Put with 11+12-2=21 damage.

I attacked Josh twice (using a potion of conflict for the second attack), doing 5+11-1 then 8+15-1 damage with my dualwielded wands. (I initially rolled the wrong sort of die for his armour, but corrected it.) I took his highly enchanted sword as my reward.

I kill Darth Cliche with 13-1=12 damage.

Posting to subscribe to thread.

I hit Darknight for 9+2-2=9 damage after some unfortunate dice rolling. E has 9 HP left.

13-1=12 damage finishes Darknight off.

I hit Ienpw III for 8-1=7 damage. 3 HP remaining.

Ienpw III is, in fact, down to 2 HP, rolls of DICE0 always return 0, per rule 3.2.1, first bullet-point.

I oneshotted-lilomar with dual-wielded wands and a potion of beserk rage (to ignore his armour); 11+14-0 damage was easily enough to kill him. Unfortunately, a wand broke in the process.

I attack Ienpw III with my bare fists for 1 damage (-0 armor). 1 HP remaining.

I attack Rodney for 9-3=6 damage.

I punch Ienpw III in the head for 2 damage and kill him.

I thwack DC back for 4+1-1 damage.

I attack Kyre for 2 damage. The gloved bandit strikes again!

12 damage kills Kyre.

I crush DC for 12-1+1 damage.

I bop Rodney on the head for 2, unfortunately, his armor deflects all damage.

I attack Rodney for 9-4 damage, leaving them at 13 HP.

Er, that was 13-4=9 damage.

I attacked Galdyn 4 times, using 3 potions of conflict for the last 3 attacks, as follows:
13+8 damage with wands and a potion of beserk rage (then a wand broke);
8+3-10 damage with a +3 two-handed sword;
13+3-4 damage with a +3 two-handed sword;
6+3-5 damage with a +3 two-handed sword.

Rules question: because I was Fighting Galdyn, does that mean he “has Fought in the last 48 hours”?

I attacked Rodney for 15 - 5 = 10 damage. (he’s down to 1hp)

Sorry, used the wrong dice to attack with. 11-5=6 damage. Rodney is at 5hp.

I attacked ais523 with a Energy Sword and a Mace

10d1, 1d6: 15 dmg

used pot of conflict to attack again

10d1, 1d6: 11 dmg

26 total dmg, ais has 21 HP

he is dead

btw took his +3 Two-handed sword that he took from josh

I think I attacked Rodney for 12-3=9 damage