Wednesday, November 25, 2009

LISTEN UP SPAMMERS

1. We are not miners.
2. We are not Chinese.
3. We do not speak Chinese.
4. Some of us are Americans and therefore irrationally hate China and want it to be nuked. Bad target audience.

Comments

Josh:

11-25-2009 19:19:25 UTC

against

Klisz:

11-25-2009 20:52:23 UTC

@Josh: ???

Kevan:

11-26-2009 00:04:17 UTC

against  against  against

Qwazukee:

11-26-2009 00:09:48 UTC

against  imperial  against  imperial  against

Klisz:

11-26-2009 01:33:28 UTC

Are Kevan and Josh objecting to point 4? If so, note the “Some” at the beginning.

Bloody Brits…

Wakukee:

11-26-2009 01:55:24 UTC

against  veto  against

Wakukee:

11-26-2009 01:56:01 UTC

veto arrow veto

, actually.

Klisz:

11-26-2009 02:17:15 UTC

@Wak,Qwaz: You’re Americans too. The First Amendment doesn’t apply to Americans, so you don’t get to object.

Wait…

Qwazukee:

11-26-2009 02:24:22 UTC

I’m reasonably certain that makes no sense….

Darknight:

11-26-2009 03:25:30 UTC

Darth, I think ya shouldn’t speak on behave of americans k? This really made ya sound like an ego driven ass, no offense but…

Klisz:

11-26-2009 03:51:21 UTC

@Qwaz: That was the point. It’s called a “joke”.

@Darknight: That’s also a joke. Just a more subtle one, based around the fact that I haven’t been very patriotic since July 4, 2009, when I went to Washington, DC and at the National Symphony Orchestra they made Sesame Street characters sing. They put Elmo at the Nation Symphony Orchestra.

Klisz:

11-26-2009 03:52:23 UTC

Oh, and to justify the idea that someone here might already know I’m non-patriotic: I’ve already told Ienpw and ais.

Darknight:

11-26-2009 03:54:48 UTC

Fair enough.

Kevan:

11-26-2009 09:03:24 UTC

The assumption that no BlogNomic player could possibly be Chinese is quite offensive, even without the joke that Chinese people should be killed.

Klisz:

11-26-2009 18:53:02 UTC

@Kevan: You have a… very good point. If the proposal “Final Solution to Final Solutions”, from back in my dynasty, had passed, I would utilize my power and remove point 1.

(Although, just to clear things up, I was referring to nationality, not race. I hope that makes things at least slightly less offensive)