New Player:Urist_McNomic
Space Cadet Urist_McNomic requesting permission to awaken from cryostasis, captain!
Space Cadet Urist_McNomic requesting permission to awaken from cryostasis, captain!
posted by Urist_McNomic at 05 Jan 2014 14:38:03 UTC Comments (1)
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Purplebeard:
DNA CHECK…
IDENTITY: Urist_McNomic
STATUS: CREWMEMBER
DEFROSTING AUTHORISED
ENGAGING DEFROSTING SUBROUTINE…
COMPLETED
STARTING PARAMETER CHECK…
TEMPERATURE… OK
BLOOD PRESSURE… OK
NEURONAL ACTIVITY… WARNING!!!
M1 EXCITABILITY EXCEEDS EXPECTED PARAMETER RANGE
CREWMEMBER ADVISED NOT TO OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY FOR SEVERAL DAYS
TMS/TDCS TREATMENT ADVISED; CONSULT WITH DOCTOR
PARAMETER CHECK COMPLETED WITH 0 ERROR(S) AND 1 WARNING(S)
CREWMEMBER MAY RETURN TO DUTIES
PASSWORDS SENT TO PM BOX
FUNCTION COMPLETED WITH NO ERRORS