Sunday, January 05, 2014

New Player:Urist_McNomic

Space Cadet Urist_McNomic requesting permission to awaken from cryostasis, captain!

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Purplebeard:

01-05-2014 17:18:10 UTC

DNA CHECK…
IDENTITY: Urist_McNomic
STATUS: CREWMEMBER
DEFROSTING AUTHORISED

ENGAGING DEFROSTING SUBROUTINE…
COMPLETED

STARTING PARAMETER CHECK…
TEMPERATURE… OK
BLOOD PRESSURE… OK
NEURONAL ACTIVITY… WARNING!!!
M1 EXCITABILITY EXCEEDS EXPECTED PARAMETER RANGE
CREWMEMBER ADVISED NOT TO OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY FOR SEVERAL DAYS
TMS/TDCS TREATMENT ADVISED; CONSULT WITH DOCTOR

PARAMETER CHECK COMPLETED WITH 0 ERROR(S) AND 1 WARNING(S)

CREWMEMBER MAY RETURN TO DUTIES
PASSWORDS SENT TO PM BOX

FUNCTION COMPLETED WITH NO ERRORS