Descension Address
While the living are running from the Infected, Darth opens the door to a building. Everyone runs in, and they find themselves in the busy streets of New York City, with people everywhere.
Darth: Oh… crap… it was that door…
yuri: What!? The apocalypse never happened!?
Darth: Yeah, pretty much.
Josh: But I believe that the ancient Sumerian gods came to destroy us! I wouldn’t believe that in a non-apocalypse scenario!
Darth: No comment…
arth: And I hunger for the flesh of the living!!!
Darth: Once again, no comment…
Bucky: And DK is dead!
Darth: Oh yeah. That. {walks over to DK} WAKE UP, DK!
{DK wakes up}
DK: Huh? What? I’m alive?
Darth: I still can’t believe you all actually fell for it. It was basic special effects. But we did have to hire a phew psychiatrists to hypnotize you.
{Dr. Melon walks in}
Dr. M: What? Is it my cue?
Darth: Yeah. Make the cultists go back to their regular religions, and make the zombies eat normal food again.
{Dr. M pulls out a hypno-wheel}
Darth: Is that honestly how you hypnotize people?
Dr. M: Yeah.
{Dr. M hypnotizes everyone}
Darth: Okay, now we just need that cameraman to fly everyone back to their respective homes.
{Cameraman walks in, everyone gets in the Cessna 500, and the Cessna flies off into the sunset}
Thanks for playing! See you next dynasty!
Darknight: he/him
LOL well played. Makes me think that a Descension address would make a nice touch to the end of a dynasty.