Oh boy. I am so excited to be here—I never thought that I would be on a gameshow. And the prize! $1,000,001!!! ... Wow. I hope I win, but these other people are pretty nice too. I really did not expect them to trust me, but, to my great suprise and delight, them even put me in charge of keeping things proper and in place in the house, and even fixing things! Ooh, there is somthing broken over there! That couch seems really squashed… I’ll just move it over.

...huh. Well, there is plenty of room, but I don’t think that the couch works if it’s on the ceiling…

...dang it, how do I get it down?? ... maybe if I…

...AHHH!!! Where did the fire come from?!? How did I even…  ...well what if I…

Wha??? Raptors??? Wow, this was totally the wrong—AHHH!!!!
                   

                ... um, guys? ...‘cough’ ...Bad news…