Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Ascension Address: Mission Alert!

!MISSION ALERT! !MISSION ALERT! !MISSION ALERT!

Greetings Troublshooter Team B10/gn.0MM-1K!

This is High-Programmer Lil-U-MAR-1 with some great news! The Computer, in his wisdom, has a mission for you, his newest Troubleshooters! This mission will be fun! Fun is mandatory. The Computer says so.

Trust The Computer. The Computer is your Friend.

Please report to Briefing Room 23-J, Sector BLN. You are expected for briefing within [REDACTED] minutecycles. Lateness is Insubordination, and punishable by a minimum 100 credit fine. Excessive lateness is Treason, punishable by Demotion, Brainscrub, or Summary Execution.

Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy! Welcome to Alpha Complex.


Repeal all dynastic rules. Change RNG to High-Programmer and @ to Citizen.

posted by lilomar at 28 Jul 2010 01:09:47 UTC Comments (3)

Comments

Josh: he/they

28-07-2010 09:19:24 UTC

Oh god, Impact hurts my eyes.

lilomar:

28-07-2010 12:30:57 UTC

Was this comment made before or after I changed the majority of the fonts to arial?

I rather like using impact for titles, it has that paranoia feeling of “THIS TEXT IS VERY IMPORTANT AND URGENT. READ IT NOW, EVEN THOUGH THE URGENCY MAKES IT HARD TO READ.”

flurie:

28-07-2010 14:48:54 UTC

arrow for all but the fonts