Ascension Address
So now I have been passed this nomic age,
And my ideas for theming are absurd.
It’s not exactly “rosemary and sage”,
But vegetables are what I have preferred.
It’s widely known that vegetables have souls.
But just a few know what they yearn to be.
To dance, to party, could that be their goal?
Or cooked to make a dish for you and me?
The one thing that we know for sure is this:
Reincarnation happens all the time.
If vegetables do, in their lives, persist,
Exoticness is how they rate their climb.
My role in this will be the head plantain,
“Top Banana”, that shall be my name!
Musician becomes Vegetable.
Conductor becomes Top Banana.
Repeal all Dynastic Rules.
Make the GNDT fresh and blank.
Questions, clarifications? Leave a comment.
Clucky: he/him
You are my newest hero, oh Top Banana.