Monday, September 25, 2006

Ascension Address

So now I have been passed this nomic age,
And my ideas for theming are absurd.
It’s not exactly “rosemary and sage”,
But vegetables are what I have preferred.

It’s widely known that vegetables have souls.
But just a few know what they yearn to be.
To dance, to party, could that be their goal?
Or cooked to make a dish for you and me?

The one thing that we know for sure is this:
Reincarnation happens all the time.
If vegetables do, in their lives, persist,
Exoticness is how they rate their climb.

My role in this will be the head plantain,
“Top Banana”, that shall be my name!

Musician becomes Vegetable.
Conductor becomes Top Banana.
Repeal all Dynastic Rules.
Make the GNDT fresh and blank.
Questions, clarifications? Leave a comment.



09-26-2006 01:09:04 UTC

You are my newest hero, oh Top Banana.

Angry Grasshopper:

09-26-2006 01:16:16 UTC

Yes, but I was just reading in the Malleus Agrificarum of an ancestral blood-feud between bananas and tangelos running long into prehistory… ;)


09-26-2006 06:33:48 UTC

I’ve updated the rules. Somebody else will have to do the GNDT. Sounds funky delicious. :D


09-26-2006 08:14:24 UTC

GNDT done.