Exhibit A, hospital records of the injury.

And I’d like to call a surprise witness who reluctantly wishes to attest under oath to some kind of secretive “fighting club” in the city, of which Benjamin is a member.

That is not a hospital record, it is a receipt from a Mexican fast food restaurant two blocks from here.

It’s odd that the Mexican fast food restaurant also operates in some capacity as a hospital, but the evidence suggests that this so-called “fighting club” tries to keep their members out of more legitimate hospitals to keep it quiet. I can’t imagine they’ll be happy about the club showing up in court records.

This case is now closed. Morgan is the winner, and the fine is $370,203.