Proposal: I’ll be a Monkey’s Uncle!
Adminned at 28 Aug 2007 09:35:10 UTC
Append the following sentence to the end of the paragraph of the â€˜Awesomenessâ€™ section of the rules:
If, at the end of the forty-eight period because of insufficient votes in favor, the proposed stat increase is not awarded, then the monkey making the original blog post for the monkey shall be titled â€œThe Monkeyâ€™s Uncleâ€.
Add a new section to the rules, titled â€œThe Monkeyâ€™s Uncleâ€:
Up to one monkey shall be known as â€œThe Monkeyâ€™s Uncleâ€. If a monkey is the uncle, then the monkeyâ€™s place in the gamestate documents shall be updated to reflect this, by appending (The Monkeyâ€™s Uncle) to their name, including the parentheses. If another monkey is to be named â€œThe Monkeyâ€™s Uncleâ€, or the title is to be otherwise removed, then the current uncle shall first have the title removed. If the Monkey’s Uncle is declared inactive for going idle, then the title shall first be removed.
Add the following subsection to the Monkeyâ€™s Uncle section, titled â€œTag, You’re It!â€:
At any time e is in the Dance Line, the monkey with the title of â€œThe Monkeyâ€™s Uncleâ€ may tag another monkey in the line, assuming that monkey is not immune to being tagged. E makes a blog post to this effect. At that time, both the Monkeyâ€™s Uncle and the tagged monkey are removed from the Dance Line and placed into the Barrel. The tagged monkey then becomes the new Monkeyâ€™s Uncle.
Assuming a monkey has a positive Awesomeness stat score, that monkey is immune to being tagged if e has the highest Awesomeness score, or is tied with one or more monkeys with the highest Awesomeness score.