Friday, July 11, 2025

Story Post: Alchemists Randomly Incinerating Apprentices

Adminned at 13 Jul 2025 14:01:50 UTC

Some people thought wizarding school was tough, but it was a cakewalk compared to Alchemy Academy. When a young student named Kai becomes an apprentice in the Academy for the first time, they learn that the fine art and practice of alchemy is much more hazardous to one’s health than they realized. Kai would be lucky to finish next week alive, never mind finishing their first year with good grades! An award-winning YA fantasy novel.

Comments

Josh: he/they

11-07-2025 12:35:19 UTC

Score 4. I can see this in the Harry Potter parody knock-offs section of Foyles.

Bucky:

11-07-2025 16:44:28 UTC

Score 3

Nice book concept, but it doesn’t really feel like a book title.

aria: she/they

11-07-2025 17:59:40 UTC

Score 2. It doesn’t feel like it could be the title of a book.

Clucky: he/him

11-07-2025 18:54:54 UTC

Score 2. Definitively doesn’t really seem like a book title to me.

Trapdoorspyder: he/him

11-07-2025 23:02:30 UTC

Score 2 - feels like the title of a chapter not the name of a book

DeactivatedUser4498: he/they

12-07-2025 12:16:05 UTC

Score 5 I like it

Chiiika: she/her

12-07-2025 18:00:35 UTC

Score 1 - doesn’t sound like a book

Kevan: he/him

13-07-2025 07:55:53 UTC

Score 2, a fun idea but it doesn’t really seem like a plausible title for this or any subgenre.

JonathanDark: Puzzler he/him

13-07-2025 14:01:21 UTC

This Backronym is now closed.

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