Duel on the Fo’c's’le
I swing meself up to the Fo’c's’ledeck and what does I see? That dastard Purplebeard molestin’ the ship’s cat!
So I says to ‘im:
“Gerroff, ya slimy catbuggerer, unless ye want ta feel the edge o’ my blade!”
And he doesn’t reply, so I draws me cutlass and chops ‘im up the vernacular, and oy, did ‘e bugger off then.
Elias IX:
Yarrharhar, that Purplebeard should stop engaging in eir cat sodomy.
Aye, matey, congratulations on ye winning yer duel!