Saturday, January 21, 2006

Duel on the Fo’c's’le

I swing meself up to the Fo’c's’ledeck and what does I see? That dastard Purplebeard molestin’ the ship’s cat!
So I says to ‘im:
“Gerroff, ya slimy catbuggerer, unless ye want ta feel the edge o’ my blade!”
And he doesn’t reply, so I draws me cutlass and chops ‘im up the vernacular, and oy, did ‘e bugger off then.

Comments

Elias IX:

01-21-2006 01:10:45 UTC

Yarrharhar, that Purplebeard should stop engaging in eir cat sodomy.

Aye, matey, congratulations on ye winning yer duel!

Angry Grasshopper:

01-21-2006 02:30:20 UTC

Hah, I bet it was The Lone Amigo doing the molesting, and Purplebeard caught ‘em, and so he beat him up to tell the story.

The Lone Amigo:

01-21-2006 13:29:54 UTC

Arrr, shut yer lyin’ trap, yer stinkin’ landlubber.