I swing meself up to the Fo’c's’ledeck and what does I see? That dastard Purplebeard molestin’ the ship’s cat!
So I says to ‘im:
“Gerroff, ya slimy catbuggerer, unless ye want ta feel the edge o’ my blade!”
And he doesn’t reply, so I draws me cutlass and chops ‘im up the vernacular, and oy, did ‘e bugger off then.
Saturday, January 21, 2006
Duel on the Fo’c's’le
Comments
Angry Grasshopper:
21-01-2006 02:30:20 UTC
Hah, I bet it was The Lone Amigo doing the molesting, and Purplebeard caught ‘em, and so he beat him up to tell the story.
Elias IX:
Yarrharhar, that Purplebeard should stop engaging in eir cat sodomy.
Aye, matey, congratulations on ye winning yer duel!