Tuesday, November 12, 2013

A humble request

Dearest Despot,
  Since the actions that caused me to become Seditious were ultimately deemed to not have happened, could you please restore me to Loyalty?


Josh: he/they

12-11-2013 09:59:22 UTC

I would be delighted to welcome you back into my inner circle, but in order to be confident I’ll need you to change your view on Spreading the Wealth - it’s a key party of my anti-Sedition agenda. As a soon-to-be-Loyal Oligarch that shouldn’t be hard for you.


12-11-2013 22:31:25 UTC


Josh: he/they

12-11-2013 23:20:14 UTC

That the Seditious elites of this country threw unfounded and baseless allegations against your name is a crime that will not go unpunished. Fortunate that your Despot is just and wise and saw through the flim-flammery of these charlatans. I shall have the state television air a documentary about your many charitable works immediately.